Someday, I shall marry Anthony Hopkins.

And, I will love him as no woman has ever loved a man before.

This is my solemn vow.

September 01, 2001

Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
September 01, 2008

One Last Bitchfest for the Road
August 24, 2008

Get the Popcorn Ready
July 17, 2008

I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
June 20, 2008