|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|An Open Letter To Jerry Falwell:
I saw on CNN that you blame "Pagans, Abortionists, Feminists, Lesbians and Gays" for bringing the terrorist acts in New York.
Reverend Falwell, have you ever considered that the reason you are so hysterically opposed to homosexuality is that YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL YOURSELF?...
It is obvious even to the most casual observer, that your most secret desire is to have a smooth, hairless young man make passionate love to your fat, saggy bottom. And you are ashamed of that desire, so you completely disassociate yourself from it - and project your self-loathing onto other, innocent bystanders. Talk about terrorism!
Maybe it was just in the spirit of the '80's being re-visited (Bush II/Pending Gulf War II) that somebody mistakenly asked your opinion about something. Personally, I thought you had disappeared years ago - crawling back into the double-wide trailer you came out of. Surprise, surprise. You haven't changed from the ignorant, in-bred, ladies panty wearing, blow hard you always were before.
p.s. You had better not be talking shit about Pagans. One of us is bound to put an EEEEEVIL spell on your ass!
SLAY ON BUFFY!!
|Buh Bye! |
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|Marriage is love.|