DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID |
PROFILE | GUESTBOOK | OLD | OLDER | OLDEST |
I swear, there are vampires living below me. Vampires. That's the only way to explain them. They sleep during the day, and are up ALL NIGHT - not just up screwing and watching TV like normal night owls. These creatures are up cleaning, hanging pictures, playing musical instruments for crissakes! Yep. They've got to be vampires. ****************************************************** Birthday was pretty cool. My daughter gave me Snoop Doggy Dogg's greatest hits CD - How funny was it to be driving along, 47 years old, in a GEO Metro - chillin' to the master of the LBC? You probably have NO idea how funny! I couldn't stop laughing at myself. Got some other nice stuff - some of which will arrive via FedEx tomorrow - cake, icecream from the co-workers and nice lunch with my former boss and another girlfriend. My mom stopped her guilt trip long enough to cut me a check for $50 - woo hoo! I'm going to put it towards a pair of binoculars. Now I can watch the birds without getting eye/neck strain. AND, I gave myself a little b-day present - I bought a digital camera! I can't wait until it arrives and I can play around with it - take pics of my eyeballs and stuff, and post them on this page. I think the vampires have taken a little break in the musical variety show downstairs. Maybe they've gone out to feed or something. I'll take advantage of the quiet, and hit the sheets. SLAY ON BUFFY!! (PLEASE!) |
Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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