|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|Diary Survivor – Immunity Challenge #2
Academy Awards Acceptance Speech
Thank you! Thank you so much!
I would like to thank the Academy for giving me this amazing award. As I was preparing this speech, I laughed to myself. I mean, being nominated for Best Actress was honor enough. But, being considered among the other beautiful and talented nominees – Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Melanie Griffith – I never dreamed I would win. Any one of you fabulous actresses deserved this Oscar!
I wish to thank The Walt Disney Company for having the courage to make ”Um, Uh-Huh, Yes, Uh-Huh”. This film was very close to my own heart – the struggle, and eventual horrific melt-down of an everyday woman – forced to listen day in and day out, to one side of other people’s cell phone conversations. The Special Effects crew deserves so much credit for creating such realistic carnage during the final bloody scene at the International House of Pancakes…
I would like to thank my co-star – Keanu Reeves. Being blessed to work with you each day, inspired me to greater heights than I could have imagined. I share this award with you. You truly are an actor’s actor!
I want to extend special thanks to the Producers of ”Um, Uh-Huh, Yes, Uh-Huh” for their support. As you all must have heard, during the filming, my sex addiction problem reared its ugly head once again. I’m not proud to say this, but my own personal "bottom" was having to be physically pried off the Catering Service Manager… Those weeks I spent in rehab, while production was shut down, were gut-wrenchingly difficult. However, I was able to internalize that experience, and use it to express my character's rage as she mowed down an entire room full of soccer moms. One Day At A Time, everybody!!
Finally, I would like to thank my husband Gale Harold, who put his fledgling career on hold, in order to lend his full support to mine. Who would have believed that while all those starlets and disco boys were lusting after you – your perfect fantasy would be a chubby, middle-aged woman like me! Well, pop your Viagra now, baby. We’ve got some celebrating to do! I’ll show you my Oscar, if you show me yours!
Thank you all!
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|