Eleven bloody months ago, everbody knew Robert Blake killed his wife... They had to pick TONIGHT of all nights, when my show was going to be on Larry King Live - to arrest him. That's just wrong on sooooo many levels.

And, stupid Larry King, I swear to God, at one point, I heard him ask the on-the-scene reporter "How many police officers do you see?" Whoa! Excellent reporting, Larry! I sat here and counted 9 on my television screen, all milling around Robert Blake's backyard... The reporter was a quarter of a mile away from the scene of the arrest..

They've rescheduled my show for next Wednesday. In these uncertain times, who knows what non-story will take place, and they'll kick my boyz off the air once again...

I'm going to put on my pj's now, and take to my bed. I only hope and pray that CBS has the good sense to run Survivor tonight. If these assholes are still standing in front of Robert Blake's house by 8 o'clock, I may be forced to eat massive quantities of Oreos...

"Life Not Worth Living If You Not Take Risk" Brian, QAF
I guess Robert Blake thought so...

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