Last night, I had a long talk with myself about the possibility of an axe murderer happening to be on our block, and noticing (as if he could in the dark) our window open, and how it would be really noisy for the other neighbors with him climbing up the side of the building and all... The door stayed open.

However, after last night, I do have to ponder one thing. If a person is driving down a street that is so dark because there are no street lights, and so perfectly quiet one can hear crickets and little birdies chirping to each other - and it's three-o'clock in the morning.... Why would that person gun their car engine, and screech their tires like a drag-racer? Unless they were the biggest asshole on the planet??????????