"Oh, my Gawd! Okay. I'm all right. We're safe. But there was a BOMB THREAT! They evacuated all the kids and made us go out on the field. And I got to miss PE. The Fire Department came and assured us there was no bomb"

Okaaaaaaaaaaay

What is so tragic and completely otherworldly about the whole thing is - There was a bomb threat. A BOMB threat. At my daughter's school. In my town. This day. And because society and the world is so fucked up, it didn't really affect me - or her - and we just went about our business as usual...

December 12, 2002