Kidlet (from her bedroom where she's watching something on television: "Mom?"

Me: "Yeah?"

Kidlet: "What's forced sodomy?"

Me: "Rape, up the butt"

Kidlet: "Oh"

A few minutes later..

Kidlet: "Mom?"

Me: "Yeah?"

Kidlet: "What's 'consentual' mean?"

Me: "It mean's you say 'okay'"

Kidlet: "Is sodomy illegal?"

Me: "Not any more"

Kidlet: "Not any more? You mean it used to be?"

Me: "A couple of months ago - yes, it was"

Kidlet: "But men have been having anal sex for centuries!"

Me: "Watch your program, honey"

Not exactly a scene from the Donna Reed Show...

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