|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|Overheard by crows sitting on power poles outside our windows:
Kidlet (from her bedroom where she's watching something on television: "Mom?"
Kidlet: "What's forced sodomy?"
Me: "Rape, up the butt"
A few minutes later..
Kidlet: "What's 'consentual' mean?"
Me: "It mean's you say 'okay'"
Kidlet: "Is sodomy illegal?"
Me: "Not any more"
Kidlet: "Not any more? You mean it used to be?"
Me: "A couple of months ago - yes, it was"
Kidlet: "But men have been having anal sex for centuries!"
Me: "Watch your program, honey"
Not exactly a scene from the Donna Reed Show...
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|