BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAFUCKINGHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Those two marionettes having sex was just about the funniest thing I've seen in my life. I thought I was going to have a stroke laughing so hard!

A lot of the movie was stupid. But the parts that were funny - were so over-the-top funny - it more than made up for it. I'm going to sleep good tonight from the endorphins alone.
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Since I've become a dazzling redhead, people react differently towards me. I find myself having conversations with strangers these days. They seem to find me more approachable than they did when I was a blonde. I like it, but I don't understand it...
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Last night the kid and I were having dinner at a local family-style restaurant. We saw a woman wearing a John Kerry t-shirt and the kid asked her where she got it. The woman told her and left the restaurant. About 15 minutes later, she re-appeared with two bumper stickers and two John Kerry buttons. She had gone home, retrieved the items and drove back to the restaurant, just to give them to us! How cool is that???

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