| DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID |
| PROFILE | GUESTBOOK | OLD | OLDER | OLDEST |
| To you, the driver in the mini-van at the intersection of Busy Boulevard and Crowded Avenue. You know, the one in front of the mall? Duringlunchtime? A few days before Christmas...? Listen. Next time you find yourself in the turn lane behind an 18-wheeler who decides to go through on the yellow light into a jammed intersection, essentially blocking traffic in all four directions through two signals - please don't decide to just follow in his wake. 'Cause that's just rude ************************************* My kid got fired from her second job last week. She was happily employed at a certain hamburger joint - famous for it's golden arches - until her career was cut short. See, she thought she was too clever. So special. She figured nobody would even notice her burgeoning life of crime. Until she was caught with a face full of perloined McGriddle and promptly dismissed... December 21, 2004 |
Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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