|A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CDC
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect
him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for
the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect
themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive
sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but
are not limited to:
Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a
distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language;
extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions;exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.
3 years and 364 days to go, folks...
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