DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID |
PROFILE | GUESTBOOK | OLD | OLDER | OLDEST |
AN OPEN LETTER TO MY FEMALE CO-WORKERS: Ladies (and you are), Look. See the red and white aerosol can on the back of the toilet? See it? That's called "Air Freshener". It's here for a reason. To freshen the air. After you take a big, smelly dump. Yes. You. Didn't think we noticed, did you? Think you leave the room smelling like a goddammed rose? Listen. I only work here. I don't want to know you this well. xoxo, Milkmaid |
Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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Marriage is love. |