|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|AN OPEN LETTER TO MY FEMALE CO-WORKERS:
Ladies (and you are),
Look. See the red and white aerosol can on the back of the toilet? See it?
That's called "Air Freshener".
It's here for a reason.
To freshen the air.
After you take a big, smelly dump.
Didn't think we noticed, did you?
Think you leave the room smelling like a goddammed rose?
Listen. I only work here.
I don't want to know you this well.
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
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|Marriage is love.|