DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID


PROFILE GUESTBOOK OLD OLDER OLDEST
AN OPEN LETTER TO MY FEMALE CO-WORKERS:

Ladies (and you are),

Look. See the red and white aerosol can on the back of the toilet? See it?

That's called "Air Freshener".

It's here for a reason.

To freshen the air.

After you take a big, smelly dump.

Yes. You.

Didn't think we noticed, did you?

Think you leave the room smelling like a goddammed rose?

Listen. I only work here.

I don't want to know you this well.

xoxo,

Milkmaid

March 28, 2005

Buh Bye!
October 05, 2008

Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
September 01, 2008

One Last Bitchfest for the Road
August 24, 2008

Get the Popcorn Ready
July 17, 2008

I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
June 20, 2008



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