|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|Oh, my motherfuckingbastardshitheel of a boss made me so mad today!
He was away from his office when the receptionist phoned to say there was a guy up front to see my boss. I phoned my boss on his cellphone but my boss didn't answer. I waited a while and tried again but no answer.
I decided he must be in one of the areas of the building where there is no cellphone reception, so I set off looking for him. I got approximately 15 feet from my desk, when MY cellphone started ringing - him, obviously calling me back. I got to my desk, pushed the answer button and I hear in the earpiece
Motherfuckerasswipemonkeyface was YELLING at me when I answered the phone.
I don't know why that pissed me off to the extreme, but it sure did... I pouted the rest of the afternoon.
Oh, and last Monday during dress rehearsal at the theater, as we stood on our feet for two hours (couldn't feel my toes towards the end), we screwed up just about every song... The chorale director was beside himself and he yelled and I think he nearly cried. I decided to stay on next season. There's NOTHING like show business!
TO ALL THOSE DEVOTED FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS WHO ARE YAMMERING ON, THREATENING BOYCOTTS AND WHATNOT DUE TO THE "WAR" ON CHRISTMAS...
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
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|Marriage is love.|