DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID


PROFILE GUESTBOOK OLD OLDER OLDEST
Oh, my motherfuckingbastardshitheel of a boss made me so mad today!

He was away from his office when the receptionist phoned to say there was a guy up front to see my boss. I phoned my boss on his cellphone but my boss didn't answer. I waited a while and tried again but no answer.

I decided he must be in one of the areas of the building where there is no cellphone reception, so I set off looking for him. I got approximately 15 feet from my desk, when MY cellphone started ringing - him, obviously calling me back. I got to my desk, pushed the answer button and I hear in the earpiece
"PICK UP THE GODDAMNED PHONE!!!"

Motherfuckerasswipemonkeyface was YELLING at me when I answered the phone.

I don't know why that pissed me off to the extreme, but it sure did... I pouted the rest of the afternoon.
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Tomorrow is our chorale gig. Got my costume ironed and a skirt that I hope goes with it - since I broke the new life-sized mirror, I can't tell again what I look like from the neck down - so I'm hoping for the best. Got the pearl necklace and black stockings that are required. Poinsettia is in the car, and dozen cookies are just fresh from the oven.

Oh, and last Monday during dress rehearsal at the theater, as we stood on our feet for two hours (couldn't feel my toes towards the end), we screwed up just about every song... The chorale director was beside himself and he yelled and I think he nearly cried. I decided to stay on next season. There's NOTHING like show business!
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TO ALL THOSE DEVOTED FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS WHO ARE YAMMERING ON, THREATENING BOYCOTTS AND WHATNOT DUE TO THE "WAR" ON CHRISTMAS...

JUST SHUT
UP!


December 08, 2005

Buh Bye!
October 05, 2008

Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
September 01, 2008

One Last Bitchfest for the Road
August 24, 2008

Get the Popcorn Ready
July 17, 2008

I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
June 20, 2008



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