|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|Heh... Cross on item off my aforementioned affirmation list already.
I got the results of last week's complete blood work tests.
I'm fucking SOOOOO healthy!
Blood sugar (even with the size of my ass and all the candy I consume) Boringly normal.
I don't (contrary to my hypochondriacal nature) have leukemia or even anemia.
My tryglicerides are fabulous.
My thyroid whirrs along.
My kidneys cleanse.
The liver purifies.
My cholesterol is right-on with it's HDL low and it's LDL high (or however it's supposed to be)
And my pee is perfecto!
Now it's time to sit back and look for opportunities for the remainder of the affirmations to come to pass.
I'm off for eleven days from work. Tomorrow for Christmas?
WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!
Have a Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Festivus everyone!
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|