|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|You didn't read this here... There is a salacious rumour going around that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are getting hitched this weekend.
I didn't write last weekend as I was grief sticken due to my landlord chopping down the three magnificent multi-story high eucylyptus trees which used to fill me with joy and good cheer.
Now there is nothing but a gaping hole in my view.
I have since planted some veggies and strawberries on my presently sunny porch (due to no trees...) They are thriving - or not dying. I'm going back to the nursery to get more tomorrow. I can be a porch farmer if not a tree enjoyer.
George Bush is a chimp. A retarded chimp. I can't even look at him.
That is all.
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|