They've been touting this Alaskan Blast storm for a week. I went to the store and purchased all my Alaskan Blast provisions and planned my entire Saturday around Chicken Tortilla Soup-making. I have the appropriate Alaskan Blast ensemble - sweats, socks, sweatshirt embroidered with colorful flowers... I went to bed as excited as a child on Christmas Eve. The very last rainstorm of winter and I.Was.Ready.

Woke up to sun.

Fuck!

I was pretty cranky but transitioned to Plan B. Walk the dog. Have some coffee and English Muffin with raspberry jam. Soak my mother's foot (don't ask).

Dammit - it just stopped raining!

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