|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
Reggie and I took our evening constitutional. As we returned to our street, there was a Springer Spaniel lying on the grass at the corner. I smiled... then, I saw her. The owner. IT.WAS.HER!!! The she-devil from the Sav-0n!!!!!
Our two dogs ran to each other and somehow, their leashes became inexorably intertwined!
We had to detach the dogs from each other, which took a good couple of minutes.
Why? Dear God, oh Whyyyyyyyy???
Needless to say, Reggie and I nearly ran home due to freaking out.
In more upbeat news, I unclogged my very own tub using a screwdriver, rubber gloves and a wet sock.
I may have to re-think the whole "I'm not a lesbian" thing. I think I've got that tool-kit carrying talent going for me.
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|