DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID |
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GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Reggie and I took our evening constitutional. As we returned to our street, there was a Springer Spaniel lying on the grass at the corner. I smiled... then, I saw her. The owner. IT.WAS.HER!!! The she-devil from the Sav-0n!!!!! Our two dogs ran to each other and somehow, their leashes became inexorably intertwined! The Humanity! We had to detach the dogs from each other, which took a good couple of minutes. Why? Dear God, oh Whyyyyyyyy??? Needless to say, Reggie and I nearly ran home due to freaking out. In more upbeat news, I unclogged my very own tub using a screwdriver, rubber gloves and a wet sock. I may have to re-think the whole "I'm not a lesbian" thing. I think I've got that tool-kit carrying talent going for me. |
Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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