|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|Tonight, my daughter came home from a visit with her dad. She was completely depressed and crying. He is such a total psycho a-hole sometimes, but try and tell him that...
Poor kid. I really feel bad I picked him to be her father, but what can I do now? Just be supportive.
Soooo, we were trying to get her to feel better, and we pulled out the old Ouija board. I haven't had one of those in my house since I was a kid. They scare me. But, we got one when we were feeling wild and crazy and fearless. We asked it a bunch of questions "will I get a boyfriend this summer?" YES "will my mom ever have sex again?" YES (thank you Jesus!) "do you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer" YES - you know, stupid stuff. It couldn't spell anything so we mostly asked yes or no questions.
Then, she asked it if it was a ghost or a spirit. It said "IAMNOTAGHOST".
We just about peed our pants!
SLAY ON BUFFY!!!
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
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|Marriage is love.|