DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID |
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Tonight, my daughter came home from a visit with her dad. She was completely depressed and crying. He is such a total psycho a-hole sometimes, but try and tell him that... Poor kid. I really feel bad I picked him to be her father, but what can I do now? Just be supportive. Soooo, we were trying to get her to feel better, and we pulled out the old Ouija board. I haven't had one of those in my house since I was a kid. They scare me. But, we got one when we were feeling wild and crazy and fearless. We asked it a bunch of questions "will I get a boyfriend this summer?" YES "will my mom ever have sex again?" YES (thank you Jesus!) "do you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer" YES - you know, stupid stuff. It couldn't spell anything so we mostly asked yes or no questions. Then, she asked it if it was a ghost or a spirit. It said "IAMNOTAGHOST". AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! We just about peed our pants! SLAY ON BUFFY!!! |
Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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