|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|WOO HOO! My goodies from the lingerie and "toy" party arrived today... Yes, it's true. At my advanced age, I have just purchased my very first vibrator!
Now, I share a bedroom with my 13 year old, and she's rarely away from home, so it could be weeks before I get to fire it up. But, when that day comes - SO WILL I !!!!
I don't think my goodies arrived a day too soon either. This celibacy by choice stuff gets hard after 1 year and 8 months (but who's counting??). Seems like everywhere I go, I find beautiful, lovely men. I saw one tonight at the supermarket who looked like Ed Harris, only better. I almost followed him home.
See, I don't want any kind of relationship now. I've got enough on my plate just trying to figure me out, let alone another person too. Maybe I should get myself a little "fuck-buddy". No strings, no dating, no jealousy - just good old fashioned, toe-curling sex. Really, even when my long term relationships ended, the thing I missed the most was the sex. Perhaps my last boyfriend was right when he said that was all I was in it for anyway...
SLAY ON BUFFY!!
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
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|Marriage is love.|