|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|We're going back to Borders tonight - cruising for guys. Hopefully, I won't have the same big ass problem again.
You know, I should be more understanding, as I possess quite a generous backfield myself... Maybe I'll find a big assed man, and we'll stroll around town together, our two big asses swaying in time! We will always ask for a booth at our local restaurant, so our big asses will have plenty of room. And when we travel, we will book the entire row of seats on the plane... Gosh, I can't wait to meet my big assed man!
Oh My God. What Am I Thinking?????
SLAY ON BUFFY!!
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|