|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|My mom just left. She has been here a couple of times, but she got lost trying to find me today. She apparently stopped at a pay phone to call me, but realized she didn't have my phone number in her purse. So, she called information, and, they informed her I have an un-listed number (due to ex-boyfriend being an ex-con and all...). So, she tells the information operator that she's old, and she's lost, and can't find her family!! The guy offerd to contact the police for her. Then, she started laughing and hung up. Jeez. My mom. She went back home, called me, and I gave her the directions to my apartment.
She just left here. She went the wrong way to be going home. I don't know where she's going to end up...
I have to go now. Antonio Banderas is on "Inside the Actor's Studio" on Bravo. I can hardly stand how absolutely BEAUTIFUL he is. Really. I've never seen anything quite like Antonio. I might be tempted to switch my loyalties away from Spike - or maybe have a brand new fantasy involving some sort of Menage..... Yeah, that's the ticket...
SLAY ON BUFFY!!
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
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I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|