|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|I have no ambition today. My garden is a mess. I don't want to go clean it, plus, it might rain, so no need to weed as there will be plenty more to pull soon enough. I have PURPLE BEANS!!! They're so cute! I've never seen purple beans before, so I wonder if they're any good, or just colorful. The beans I planted were a mixture of purple, green and yellow - I thought it would look nice. I was right. The carrots are growing too. I pulled one out, and there was a tiny little carrot... But, I don't want to go over to the garden today.
My kidlet is doing her 4 hours of community service for a class she is taking. She was all jazzed about it too, which is good. They are cleaning up the town's biggest park - throwing away trash, cleaning the sand boxes. Me? I drove home as fast as I could. No cleaning for me today! (Except for those pesky underpants... Maybe I should just go buy more. That way, I'm not such a slave to the laundry room Bah!)
In a not so smooth segue, I borrowed the kidlet's Tarot cards this morning and tried to see what the future holds for me. Same thing as always. There's a man in my future. Well WHERE THE EFF IS HE???? Come on, it's coming up on TWO YEARS since I've had a good old fashioned Rogering! Of course, when I was married, two years was about the norm, so at least I'm used to gettin' none. But, seriously - I think it would do my attitude a WORLD of good to be gettin' some man thang pretty quickly... Grrrrrr
SLAY ON BUFFY!!
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|