| DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID |
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| Okay. Ya know how you put the turkey in the special, magical bag that cooks it and makes it really moist and yummy? I did that. Except I realized I had put the turkey in breast side down, AFTER I punched the holes in the top. Then, I thought I would be a smarty-pants and turn the entire bag over, and not just the turkey... Three hours later, I have a dried out old dustball of a turkey, and lots and lots of turkey juice all over the bottom of the roasting pan. *sniffle* Thank God/dess I created that lovely Honey-Faked Ham! It's gonna come in handy. *sob* ROAST-ON BUFFY!! |
Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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