|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|Mmmmmmmmmmm. Very sleepy. Feet hurting from standing and walking for seven hours... Face sunburned. Lips chapped...
I don't care. My life has been forever altered. I have seen the most fantastic thing on the planet...
I watched beautiful, shirtless, smooth and hairless, cowboy hat wearing, six pack ab having gay men - line dancing...
Nobody can possibly imagine how terribly sexy that was. (well, perhaps one or two of you might). I just cannot put into words what that was like. Maybe I'll try tomorrow, but for now, all I can say is Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|