DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID |
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Will there be pteradactyls? Unicorns? Maybe I'll open my blinds one morning, and a giraffe will be nibbling on my tree... Yesterday, I was enjoying my morning coffee on the balcony, watching for the falcons - when two of the most gigantic (seriously scary) white birds came flying towards me from the flood channel. At first, I thought they were seagulls - until I got a load of how nightmarishly large they were! Except for the bill, I coulda sworn they were pelicans! HUGE, I tell ya! As far as I can tell from my reseach, these two mammoths were Snow Geese. Snow Geese?????? In Southern California????? Apparently, they hang out here too. **************************************** I'm pleased to note that my former husband's new bride is even stupider than I was. She didn't marry him because her biological clock was ticking. She didn't marry him because she was a drunkard. She already had a career and a home of her own. She married a man who was already a professional musician - who just happened to work at an aerospace company. I married a man who worked at an aerospace company - who just happened to play bass in a blues band... Now, apparently, she would like him to change everything about himself, get a job doing something during the day, stop being a filthy slob, and quit persuing his music so hard. She is troubled that he resists her. Good Luck Sister! **************************************** My biggest concern today, is whether or not I should fork over $24 for a "Swifter". That, and where I'm going to put the Christmas tree, when its usual spot is currently being occupied by that damned Brenda Dygraff walking machine I bought from the Home Shopping Network. Oh sure! Store it easily under the bed! Um - I sleep on a pile of rags in the front room... Maybe I'll put some tinsel on it - and a red bow. Waaaaaaa! |
Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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Marriage is love. |