Hey! I saw you on the tv last night, describing the plans we have for conquering Baghdad... Dude. I sure hope you have a Plan B, just in case the citizens choose not to rise up against Saddam. Really. Think about it.

Oh, and you might want to consider makeup for future television appearances. You look as wrinkled my grandma's ass.

Hugs to you,

Milkmaid

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CrankyDragon has some news. Seems the House passed a thingy which will set aside a "day of prayer and fasting". You know, so we can get God all involved in our war, and join together as one nation under God - and feel better about our misdeeds in the middle east.

Separation of Church and State? Whaaaa? Never heard of it!

At any rate, I know what I'm gonna be praying for...

March 28, 2003