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They're.........GONE! My boobs. They're gone... See, this new weight-loss thing is great. I'm starting to feel all sexy and stuff. But I looked in the mirror this morning, and my boobs are, well let's just say they're not what they were 9 pounds ago. I've always been pretty flat chested. Even after I turned down a free boob-job in my 20's (I was sleeping with a doctor. He told me having larger breasts would help me in my career. Gawd, I hated the '70's), I've always wondered how it would feel to have some nice ta-ta's. Nine pounds ago, I had some nice ta-ta's, and now they're all smooshed and... and...WAAAAAAAAA! ************************************** Went to Michael's craft store. Purchased some more stuff for my hand-made Christmas cards. These are fast approaching the most expensive Christmas cards ever created in the history of crafting - or Christmas for that matter! I'm broke. And I have no boobs.
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Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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