|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|We went to the mall tonight. There was a kiosk called "The Relaxation Center" and for $12, these Chinese guys would give you a nearly-full body massage.
I'm a sucker for a cheap massage, so I kneeled in the massage chair, my face pressed into the hole.
The Chinese man proceeded to knead, squeeze, push on, pull on punch and slap every inch of my back side. I'm talking backside.... At one point - one loooong, embarrasing point - he was socking and slapping my ass! MY ASSSSSSS!
I couldn't take it. I started laughing hysterically at the idea I paid some Chinese guy $12 to beat me up in public!
Though it was extremely invigorating.
|Buh Bye! |
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|Marriage is love.|