I've checked my stats and YOU are busted dude.

Twice. Twice there have been nasty little Department of Justice folks looking at my diary. Both times - they were looking up This lovely lady whom I'd written about in a previous entry. (I get more hits from old farts looking for Cynthia Myers than anything else!) It's good to know that ladies of "a certain age" can still stir fire in the loins of men.

At ANY rate - I certainly hope I don't get more hits from the Department of Justice, Mr. Ashcroft! Jesus wouldn't like it. And I'm not really thrilled about you wagging your willy on the taxpayer's dime... Now go read the Good Book. (And I'm not talking about that Song of Solomon porno either buster!)

July 24, 2004