|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|I haven't been able to update lately because my kid has discovered "Sims 2"... This morning, when my alarm went off? She was just crawling into bed! Crazy kid! I suppose it's better than her being in some crack den all night.
Let's see. What's been going on in my world lately?
Got a flu shot last night. (I have to. I have asthma). I stood in line at the local W@lgreens with 300 old codgers. And it was really fun! We became like a family, handing forms and pens and bandaids to each other. We learned about whose prostate was enlarged, and who was going on a Mexican cruise in November. The line snaked around the aisles, so we got to examine different products (adult di@pers, foot powders and headache remedies to name but a few). And I got to be on TV!!!! Our local F0X affiliate was there. I saw our group this morning on the news, but I missed seeing me. I was looking for a blonde. Nowadays I'm a red head, and I couldn't find myself. My 15 minutes of fame - blown...
I don't feel all that great tonight, which I'm certain is an after-affect of the shot. Achey and headachey (my brain is no doubt inflammed from god only knows what was in that vaccine.
Grumpy Old Man: "You know that guy who decided to make those vaccines in England? They ought to take him out and kill him!"
Me: "Well that's your President! He just loves to outsource things!"
Grumpy: "Yeah. It's those goddamned Republicans!"
Me: "We ought to outsource his job"
Completely Different Guy: "Well that's exactly what we're going to do in about a month!"
Me: "Right on, brother!"
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|