My kid has the cover of a recent "L.A. Weekly" newspaper stuck to the window of her bedroom, facing outwards. It's got a clever artist's rendering of Dubya, made out to be a vampire. I figure the neighbors will start to complain soon. On the other hand, we have to suffer for 4 more years of their president, so putting up with our sour attitude is probably fair play.
I've just finished reading a lovely, lovely book - "Fifty Acres and a Poodle" by Jeanne Marie Laskas. Lovely book! It's the true story of a 30-something woman who purchases a farm in Pennsylvania - on a whim. Actually, it's she and her boyfriend who purchase the farm, along with their assorted dogs, and dying cat... They meet at least eight men, all named Joe Crowley, and discover first-hand that sheep are stupid. Trust me. It's a lovely book. Now that I'm finished reading it, I must search out and purchase the sequel "Fifty Acres and a Family", which is about the two of them adopting a baby girl from China, and bringing her home to the farm. *sigh*...
Oh mah gawd, I've started Christmas shopping already. And now, I've got all these new people I need to shop for, and I don't know what to get them, and I'm pondering the evil genius behind gift-giving, and how we mindless, drone-like consumers manage to keep the retail business afloat each year... Bah! Humbug!
I joined a gym last month, and I've only gone twice.

I suck.

I am a lard-ass, and I suck.

November 13, 2004

Buh Bye!
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Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
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One Last Bitchfest for the Road
August 24, 2008

Get the Popcorn Ready
July 17, 2008

I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
June 20, 2008

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