An entire nation has turned it's back on me!

Feh.

Actually, it wasn't Canada. It was some immigration lawyer I stumbled into on the net. I filled out a form and answered questions about my education, language abilities, employment history, family relations living in Canada and "personal worth".

He said I didn't really qualify. How could he know that? I qualify! I completely understand the quirks of those quirky Canadians. Their topography, hockey, moose, polar bears, that whole French thing. I've even begun to pronounce words wrong, just so I can fit in!

Don't qualify??! The hell, you say!

I will be undaunted! I will be successful! I will purchase one of those cute little 90 year old homes way out in the icy Canadian boonies which they sell for about $30,000 (Canadian!).

Canada - you will NOT rain on my parade!

October 17, 2005

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