Last evening, Reggie and I took our walk, and there were people sitting on their balconies enjoying the warm-ish evening breeze.

I've caught some sort of virus which caused me to be extremely dizzy for two days, with bouts of bletchy nausea. And I was awakened at 3 a.m. by the "whooshing" sound in my belly. I know exactly how long it takes for food to travel through the, what is it - hundreds of feet of intestines... First a whoosh on the left, then a whoosh on the right, then a whoosh on the left again, but lower, then the right - and so on, and so on. My night was like a Discovery Channel show... "I am Milkmaid's Colon".

Virus or no - we're headed off to do some camping equipment window shopping today. I'm looking for a quality camping stove that costs less than $40 - and a couple of fishing poles. Because - Summer is coming!

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