|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|I've been rejected.......by CANADA!
An entire nation has turned it's back on me!
Actually, it wasn't Canada. It was some immigration lawyer I stumbled into on the net. I filled out a form and answered questions about my education, language abilities, employment history, family relations living in Canada and "personal worth".
He said I didn't really qualify. How could he know that? I qualify! I completely understand the quirks of those quirky Canadians. Their topography, hockey, moose, polar bears, that whole French thing. I've even begun to pronounce words wrong, just so I can fit in!
Don't qualify??! The hell, you say!
I will be undaunted! I will be successful! I will purchase one of those cute little 90 year old homes way out in the icy Canadian boonies which they sell for about $30,000 (Canadian!).
Canada - you will NOT rain on my parade!
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|