|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|Big changes here at Milkland. Personal ones. First of all, I've gone completely red! I gambled that using a harsh shampoo on my formerly
I nearly pee'd my pants when I looked in the mirror at the carrot shade on my head - but after I waited, rinsed and conditioned, the color was FABULOUS! It goes with my complexion and my eyes show up again. Woot!
I also joined a gym. First thing I saw when I woke up yesterday morning was a B@lly's Total Fitness commercial. $19 down and $19 a month. I mean, who could resist? I'm so tired of fighting with that same two pounds for months and months. I want to lose some noticable weight, lower my bloodpressure and for some fortunate person to be able to bounce a quarter off my ass! So, I'm surrendering to the stairmaster.
I had previously signed up with a local "circuit training" gym - you know, a Curve$-like establishment. But I hated it. And lucky, lucky me - the idiot woman who signed me up, did something incorrectly, and they didn't take any money out of my bank account each month like they were supposed to. The way I look at it, me never going and them never taking - evens out.
I think I'm going to like B@llys. They've got everything there. All the machines, classes, personal training - doors on the showers. Plus, if I don't show any improvement within 30 days, I can get my money back.
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
One Last Bitchfest for the Road
Get the Popcorn Ready
I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
|Marriage is love.|