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December 31, 2001 - The Poetry of the New Year December 30, 2001 - Our Day With Grandma December 30, 2001 - New Year's Resolutions December 29, 2001 - Falcons - And I don't Mean The Atlanta Kind December 29, 2001 - Birdwatcher's Diary December 27, 2001 - I Need A Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy - Somebody That Knows The Meaning of "Hey, Hit The Highway" December 26, 2001 - Not Last Night, But The Night Before - 24 Robbers Came Knocking At My Door December 25, 2001 - Christmas Night 2001 December 25, 2001 - Three Hours In and I've Already Effed Up December 25, 2001 - Christmas Morning 2001 December 21, 2001 - All Day Office Christmas Party December 19, 2001 - PFFFFFFFFFTH December 19, 2001 - Gosh, Milkmaid - Is That YOU??? December 19, 2001 - Nervous Nellie December 17, 2001 - Church - It's Not Just For Nice People Anymore December 17, 2001 - Help Me - I've Gone Digital!! December 16, 2001 - Sunset Redoux December 16, 2001 - Sunset December 13, 2001 - I'm Going To Bed! December 12, 2001 - How Can I Get Rid Of All This Estrogen?? December 10, 2001 - Relapse Is Sometimes A Part Of The "Recovery Process" December 09, 2001 - What A Glorious Day! December 08, 2001 - My Page is So Beeeautiful! December 08, 2001 - If I Don't Write For A While - It's Because I'm In JAIL... December 07, 2001 - I'm "Special" December 06, 2001 - Why, Lord? Whyyyyy? December 05, 2001 - Hoot-HootHoot-Hooooot December 05, 2001 - Owl Romance December 04, 2001 - Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa - Hey That's Me!!! December 04, 2001 - Bad, bad, boss December 03, 2001 - The Beach Is Baa-aa-aack December 03, 2001 - Oh, And The "Magic Bullet" Theory Was Plausable?! December 02, 2001 - I Love The Beach In Winter December 02, 2001 - A Vampire Cannot Enter A Home Unless He's Been Invited December 01, 2001 - I'm Making A BIG-ASSED Salad Now! November 30, 2001 - Thank You George November 29, 2001 - My Dreams Are Dashed November 27, 2001 - Decisions, Decisions November 26, 2001 - Shhhh. There's Vampires Livin' Downstairs November 25, 2001 - Shake It Baby! At Least Once More.... November 24, 2001 - 'Tis The Season To Be Bitchin' November 23, 2001 - That First Instinct Is Usually Correct November 20, 2001 - La Leche League Sucks!! November 19, 2001 - And, It's Cheaper Than Having A Boyfriend Too November 17, 2001 - Saturday - Gooood! November 15, 2001 - Headed for the 2-Year Mark - And Counting November 15, 2001 - I'm Too Chipper - Pass The Lithium November 14, 2001 - Noontime Ranting November 13, 2001 - Introspection Sux November 11, 2001 - The Economy Should Be Plenty Stimulated Now! November 10, 2001 - aaa November 09, 2001 - It's ALL Bad November 08, 2001 - Dum, Dum, DUUUUUUM!! November 06, 2001 - Hummina, Hummina, Hummina November 05, 2001 - Funny, She Didn't Look Fluish November 04, 2001 - If This Life Gets Any MORE Tedious... November 03, 2001 - Sexy Fiction, Fresh Veggies and a Band of Zombie Fanatics November 02, 2001 - Yeah, But F. Scott Fitzgerald Didn't Have a DAY JOB! November 02, 2001 - 677 Words - Bah! November 01, 2001 - Paperback Writer! Paperback Writer! November 01, 2001 - Just Write October 31, 2001 - The One Where I Was Hours From Becoming A Novelist October 31, 2001 - NEWS UPDATE October 30, 2001 - Take Me Out To The Ball Game October 29, 2001 - JOSS WHEDON - MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR! October 28, 2001 - Duck, Duck, Goose - Hawk??? October 28, 2001 - SHAKE RATTLE & ROLL October 27, 2001 - What Ever Happened to Eddie? The Kid From Mockingbird Lane October 27, 2001 - Tall, Dark and Handsome - Where Are You??? October 25, 2001 - Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimey, Gopher Guts October 24, 2001 - The One Where I Felt Like A Kid Again October 23, 2001 - And They Said It Was All In My Head October 22, 2001 - You Never See Dubya and J.R. Ewing at a Party Together... October 22, 2001 - Let 'Em Eat Cake... NOT! October 21, 2001 - All This Before Breakfast October 20, 2001 - Did Ernie Hemingway Start Out Like This? October 19, 2001 - Osama - Do You Have My Gopher??? October 19, 2001 - Am I Blue????? October 18, 2001 - Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick October 17, 2001 - If You Prick Us - Do We Not Bleed? October 16, 2001 - I'm Stanky... October 14, 2001 - Do You - YOU.... Feel Like I Do? October 14, 2001 - With A Little Help From My Friends! October 13, 2001 - Murder is Hard... October 12, 2001 - The One Where I Was So Stressed Out - I Sought Comfort In The Arms Of Linda Ronstadt October 11, 2001 - The One Where I Screw Up Everything I Touch October 10, 2001 - Felicity!! October 09, 2001 - The One Where I Shave My P.. Never Mind - Don't Want The Google Perverts October 09, 2001 - Lie To Me Baby! October 08, 2001 - Fashion Emergency October 08, 2001 - Tony! Tony! Tony! October 07, 2001 - Maybe I'll Give The Gopher To My Sister-In-Law October 06, 2001 - Dear Mr. Robbins October 06, 2001 - Hot Cocoa and a Nap Sound Perfect October 06, 2001 - The Letter October 05, 2001 - Hey Lady - I Knew You When, Remember? October 05, 2001 - Friday Yammering October 03, 2001 - TWO HUNDREDTH ENTRY October 02, 2001 - Was It Good For You? October 02, 2001 - Osama! Call Yo Mama! October 02, 2001 - Post Traumatic Stress Disorder - Revisited October 01, 2001 - It Must Have Been All That Booze September 30, 2001 - It Was Probably Planning My Murder All Along... September 29, 2001 - From Gophers to Old Glory September 29, 2001 - Okay, Let's Be Depressed On A Beautiful Saturday Morning... September 28, 2001 - Buffy and Angel; Romeo and Juliet; Dubya and Laura September 27, 2001 - The Horror. The Horror. September 27, 2001 - I See A Tall, Dark Man In Your Future September 25, 2001 - Ranting While On Meds - Is That Like DUI??? September 25, 2001 - Beware, Beware, Beware The Naked Man September 24, 2001 - BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY September 24, 2001 - The One Where They Shoot The Piano Player September 24, 2001 - Yes, I am Insane September 23, 2001 - STEPHEN!!!! HEY STEPHEN!!! September 23, 2001 - Weekend Update With Your Hostess, Milkmaid September 21, 2001 - I'll Contribute If I Can Speak To Jack Nicholson! September 21, 2001 - TGIF September 21, 2001 - Protests Do Work! September 20, 2001 - The One Where I'm A Weepy, Soggy, Snotty Mess September 19, 2001 - I Call It The Trickle Down Effect September 18, 2001 - DUBA-DUBBA-DUB September 16, 2001 - Asalaam September 16, 2001 - I Got A Bad Feeling About This September 15, 2001 - The One Where I Was Sickeningly Philosophical September 13, 2001 - Parental Discretion Is Advised September 13, 2001 - Questions and Comfort September 12, 2001 - Red, White & Blue September 12, 2001 - Let's Rebuild! September 11, 2001 - Especially Love September 11, 2001 - An Unbelievable Day September 11, 2001 - Whaaaa? September 10, 2001 - The One Where I'm Full Of Beans September 09, 2001 - In The Garden With Milkmaid September 08, 2001 - I See A Tall, Dark Man In Your Future September 08, 2001 - Am I Going To Come To A Fork In The Road?? September 08, 2001 - Okay, Okay - I Confess!!! September 07, 2001 - I'll Be So Glad When This is Finally Over September 06, 2001 - The One Where I Really, Really Wanted To Stop September 06, 2001 - I Only Saw One Or Two Deeply Disturbed Looking Teens September 05, 2001 - A Tidy Diary Page is a Happy Diary Page September 04, 2001 - Recap Of A Crappy Day September 04, 2001 - That Took A Few Years Off My Life September 04, 2001 - Many Happy Returns of the Day! September 04, 2001 - Jeez, Milkmaid! Cheer the Eff Up! September 02, 2001 - This Is Why They Call It LABOR Day September 01, 2001 - And Miles To Go Before I Sleep September 01, 2001 - "But I LOOOOOVE Him!" August 31, 2001 - It's Just a Little Squeeking Sound August 30, 2001 - #$(**$%%%&!!! August 29, 2001 - Five Years From Now, This Will Not Be A Big Deal August 28, 2001 - Money is Like Fertilizer - It's No Good Unless It's Spread Around August 27, 2001 - When Irish Eyes Are Smiling... August 27, 2001 - So Many Goths - So Little Time August 25, 2001 - I'm A Comic GEEENIUS!!! August 24, 2001 - Well, You Have To Die of Something... August 23, 2001 - August 23, 1987 August 22, 2001 - Waking The Dead - Mmmmm Billy Crudup! August 22, 2002 - Would That Be "Hot For Teacher" or "Panama"? August 21, 2001 - Farmer's Almanac - Take Two August 20, 2001 - I'm Not A Homophobe - But Some of My Best Friends Are August 19, 2001 - THE MILK MAN COMETH August 19, 2001 - The Newfangled Farmers Almanac August 18, 2001 - And They Call Me a Dizzy Blonde August 17, 2001 - Friday Evening Stuff From My Head August 17, 2001 - Breaking Ground August 16, 2001 - Old People - Lock Up Your Dentures - Thieves Are At The Gate! August 16, 2001 - Estrogen - I Need Estrogen!! August 15, 2001 - A Ghostly Visitation??? August 15, 2001 - The Grapes of Wrath?? August 14, 2001 - I Wonder if I Can Buy a Really Tiny Tractor... August 13, 2001 - Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged August 12, 2001 - Short Rant August 11, 2001 - Well I'll Give It A Thumb Up August 11, 2001 - Billy Crudup is a Golden God! August 11, 2001 - Decisions, Decisions August 11, 2001 - The Old Switcheroo August 10, 2001 - And Suddenly, I Felt Really Old August 9, 2001 - Tiiiime, Is On My Side - Yes It Is! August 8, 2001 - A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT August 7, 2001 - Kinda Like "Rear Window", Except for the Broken Leg, and the Murder August 7, 2001 - Wow, Did That Ever Push A Button August 7, 2001 - Keanu Reeves' Gift - Less is More August 6, 2001 - Thanks for the Dough, Dubya! August 6, 2001 - Smoke, Smoke, Smoke that Cigarette August 5, 2001 - Antooonio! Do Ya Want A Cookie????? August 5, 2001 - It Looks Like An Alfred Hitchcock Movie Out There! August 4, 2001 - As a Daughter - I SUCK!! August 3, 2001 - The One Where I Had My Savage Breast Soothed August 3, 2001 - Birds Do It - Bees Do It... August 3, 2001 - My Animal Buddies August 3, 2001 - Today's Agenda - Relaxing, or an Exercise in Teeth Jarring Boredom?? August 2, 2001 - The One Where I Screw Up and Wreck Our Big Plans August 1, 2001 - Another Ghost Gets Exorcised August 1, 2001 - Milk - It Does A Body Good....NOT! July 31, 2001 - Murder in a Not-So-Small Town July 31, 2001 - VEE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU.....PANCAKES! July 30, 2001 - The Scary Part Was...I Liked It! July 29, 2001 - ONE HUNDRED ENTRIES July 28, 2001 - Watch Out For Me Today. I'm Eeevil! July 28, 2001 - What to Do? What to Do? July 27, 2001 - My Reverse Agoraphobia July 26, 2001 - UNRELATED, DISJOINTED BLATHERINGS July 26, 2001 - Gripe, Complain, Whine.... July 25, 2001 - Sometimes You CAN Go Home Again July 25, 2001 - HEY ARNOLD! July 24, 2001 - Dr. Laura - You Suck!! July 23, 2001 - Well, What Happened?? July 22, 2001 - You've Got to Drive a Long Way to Get Some Good Karma July 22, 2001 - This Is What Happens When You Choose The Sperm Of A Psycho July 21, 2001 - The One Where Illness Strikes Me Down In My Prime July 19, 2001 - My Big Assed Man Julu 19, 2001 - Rants and Raves July 19, 2001 - What We Did on Our Summer Vacation July 18, 2001 - State and Main - a Review July 18, 2001 - An Un-Solicited Movie Review July 17, 2001 - And then, I heard a distinct Buzzing Sound... July 17, 2001 - I'll Take A Case of Double A's Please July 16, 2001 - GOOD VIBRATIONS! July 16, 2001 - And the Academy Award Goes To... July 15, 2001 - Epiphany by the Sea July 15, 2001 - Saturday Night Sounds July 13, 2001 - Another Passionate 15 Minute Affair - Crashes and Burns July 13, 2001 - They Just Love to Watch Her Strut July 12, 2001 - They're Gonna Call it "Sex Between the Bushes!" July 12, 2001 - The One Where I Get Laid, er, sorry...Paid July 10, 2001 - Midlife Crisis - Part 3 of 3 July 10, 2001 - Midlife Crisis Part 2 of 3 July 10, 2001 - My Midlife Crisis - Part 1 July 9, 2001 - The Days of Wine and Poundstone July 9, 2001 - HARD HATS PLEASE! July 8, 2001 - CAN I HAVE SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE?? July 7, 2001 - Goku! My Krillin is Broken, Please Pass the Piccolo! July 7, 2001 - More Mom Smack July 5, 2001 - YOU MEAN, IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT ME??? July 2, 2001 - OH MY GAWD! IT'S SUMMERTIME!! July 1, 2001 - THE DIRTY OLD MAN June 28, 2001 - The Odd Couple - Together Again June 27, 2001 - BEE FREE June 26, 2001 - Old MacMilkmaid Had A Farm June 26, 2001 - I AM SO ASHAMED! (of this plug...) June 25, 2001 - I GOT YOUR FEDERAL DOLLARS - RIGHT HERE... June 23, 2001 - Midnight at the Oasis June 22, 2001 - Of Pomp and Circumstance - And Stepmothers June 20, 2001 - Tomorrow! Tomorrow! It's Only A Day Away! June 18, 2001 - Eenie Meenie, Chili Beanie. The Spirits Are About To Speak June 17, 2001 - Some Things I Don't Know June 16, 2001 - The One Where I Was Nearly Eaten by the Giant Spider June 15, 2001 - The One Where They Coulda Found Me Belly-Up June 15, 2001 - Be an E-Mail Martyr For Jesus! June 14, 2001 - No Lips! June 13, 2001 - Dream Hooker June 12, 2001 - The Cow Goes Mooo! June 11, 2001 - Celebrity Packages are not Xmas Gifts! June 7th 2001 - I COULD BECOME A TOOTHLESS HO... June 5, 2001 - MINIONS! I HAVE MINIONS! June 5, 2001 - SHEEP - OR LEMMINGS? June 3, 2001 - YOU GO BOY! June 3, 2001 - The One Where Everybody is Getting Lucky - Except Me May 28th 2001 - CYBER-INTERRUPTIS May 27, 2001 - MY SICK AND TWISTED OBSESSION May 25th 2001 - AN OPEN LETTER TO THE A-HOLE THAT STOLE MY STEREO May 21, 2001 - OUR NEW SURROUNDINGS ARE COOL! May 16, 2001 - Better Living Through Chemistry May 11, 2001 - CRACK KILLS May 6, 2001 - I'm Gonna Live! April 30, 2001 - My Pulse Drops Faster Than the New Year's Eve Ball April 29, 2001 - The One Where We Go See The Ex Play a Gig - How Strange! April 25, 2001 - GAWD I'M EXHAUSTED April 24, 2001 - YIPEE!!! April 24, 2001 - AN APARTMENT? FOR ME?? April 22, 2001 - THE OTHER SHOE DROPS April 18, 2001 - THERE'S A HAMSTER RUNNING ON A WHEEL IN MY HEAD April 17, 2001 - I WILL NOT BE DENIED!! April 16, 2001 - NO FREAKIN' BUFFY??!? April 13th 2001 - THE STEPMOM April 12, 2001 - The One Where I Purchase a Wedding Gift for My Ex-Husband April 10, 2001 - BEING IN THE NOW April 8, 2001 - ME 'N JACKSON BROWNE April 7, 2001 - The One Where We Hide Out Like The Frank Family April 5, 2001 - I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE - DYLAN MCDERMOTT!!! April 5, 2001 - ON OVERCOMING DENIAL CONCERNING HEALTH MATTERS April 3, 2001 - A MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE April 2, 2001 - Aftermath of the Move March 31, 2001 - I'm Tired, But Okay March 31, 2001 - The One Where the Jesus Freaks Freak Me Out March 28, 2001 - The Phony Power Crisis! March 24, 2001 - The Blues March 21, 2001 - If They're Sticking It To You At Work, And You Don't Know It - Are They Really Sticking It To You? March 17, 2001 - Sexcapades March 11, 2001 - My Ex is a NUT March 10, 2001 - A Calmer Day March 6, 2001 - More Mom Stuff March 4, 2001 - My Mom's Making Me Crazy March 4, 2001 - Some Men Are Jerks 2001-03-03 - Gratitude 2001-03-03 - Kissing Up to Diaryland.com March 3, 2001 - A Night Of Worry
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