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December 31, 2002 - New Years Eve 2002
December 29, 2002 - Cats and Goats
December 27, 2002 - An Ode To My Uterus
December 26, 2002 - 364 Days Til Christmas!
December 24, 2002 - Christmas Eve 2002
December 23, 2002 - I Wanna Go Ho Ho Hoooome!
December 22, 2002 - The World is My Oyster
December 21, 2002 - A Dream - Put on Hold for the Time Being
December 20, 2002 - Bodega
December 19, 2002 - Storm of the Millenium!
December 18, 2002 - Cranky Irritable Beeeatch!
December 16, 2002 - Making Repairs
December 15, 2002 - Welcome El Nino!
December 13, 2002 - He's Still Such an Ass
December 13, 2002 - Finally It Is Friday!!!!
December 12, 2002 - Whatthefuck
December 11, 2002 - It's Condoleezza!
December 10, 2002 - Relax Dude. You'll Get a Nosebleed
December 08, 2002 - Like Breaking Up with a Bad Boyfriend
December 06, 2002 - Just Hire A Computer Geek for Cry-Eye!
December 06, 2002 - Oh, and kiss my ass!
December 04, 2002 - I Hate to Work at Work
December 03, 2002 - Say "Cheese!"
December 01, 2002 - Duck, duck, GOOSE!
November 29, 2002 - Return of the Falcons
November 28, 2002 - Giving Thanks That It's Over
November 25, 2002 - Apple Pie, No PMS and Politicians Who Suck
November 24, 2002 - People Will Believe ANYTHING
November 21, 2002 - I'm B.O.R.E.D.!
November 20, 2002 - Ya Want Some Phlegm?
November 19, 2002 - Say a Prayer
November 18, 2002 - The Holiday Plans Come Together At Last
November 17, 2002 - Christmas? Bah! Humbug!
November 16, 2002 - "Spectacular" Conspiracy Theory
November 14, 2002 - Me? Addicted to Caffeine?
November 13, 2002 - A Tedious Entry
November 11, 2002 - Please Sir, May I Have Another?
November 09, 2002 - Before You Die - You See The Ring
November 07, 2002 - I've Been Poisoned
November 05, 2002 - Bush is a Chimp
November 04, 2002 - Bletching Virus Attacks
November 02, 2002 - Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
October 31, 2002 - Samhain '02
October 29, 2002 - Adoption - DENIED!
October 26, 2002 - A One-Eyed Cat
October 25, 2002 - Conspiracy Theorist Chimes In
October 24, 2002 - Not Dead
October 19, 2002 - To Bed! I'm In Training
October 17, 2002 - Don't Mess With Me - I Eat My Oatmeal
October 16, 2002 - The Shopping God Is Punishing Me
October 15, 2002 - NaNoWriMo - Again...
October 13, 2002 - It's For The Birds!
October 12, 2002 - And Now, A Word From Eloi
October 11, 2002 - F*A*S*C*I*S*M
October 09, 2002 - Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend
October 05, 2002 - What Light From Yonder Restroom Breaks???
October 04, 2002 - Toxic Damn Spiders
October 02, 2002 - Beware of Owl
September 29, 2002 - The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
September 27, 2002 - Out of Practice
September 25, 2002 - I'm Hobo Kelly!
September 21, 2002 - I'm Batman!
September 18, 2002 - I Wonder If The Diet Will Still Work After This
September 18, 2002 - Sick Kitty - Epilogue????
September 17, 2002 - Sick Kitty II
September 16, 2002 - Sicko Kitty
September 14, 2002 - Another Obsession - Get The Net!
September 12, 2002 - Help Me Waddle To Cure AIDS!
September 10, 2002 - September 10, 2002
September 08, 2002 - See You - In September
September 07, 2002 - How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?
September 06, 2002 - Mike "Spode" Johnson Is Dead
September 05, 2002 - I'm KRAZY!
September 04, 2002 - I Feel Good! Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh!
September 03, 2002 - Mazeltov Sarah Michelle!
September 02, 2002 - Mint? Wafer Thin...
August 31, 2002 - I Don't Know Where She Gets It!
August 31, 2002 - Saturday - Mmmmmmmm
August 30, 2002 - Fat Feet, Warm Heart
August 28, 2002 - My Stupid Company
August 26, 2002 - REDRUM!!!
August 25, 2002 - San Diego Visit - Part 1
August 25, 2002 - Good Thing The Cats Didn't Murder Each Other
August 21, 2002 - I'm On Holiday!
August 20, 2002 - Please - DO come in!
August 19, 2002 - The Loud Family Goes To Dinner
August 17, 2002 - Teenagers Are A Pain In The Ass - Or Conscience...
August 16, 2002 - I Saw Elvis At Starbucks!
August 15, 2002 - Sybill Who?
August 13, 2002 - He's Got An Incredible Grasp of the Obvious
August 13, 2002 - Want Samoa??
August 12, 2002 - Clinton Was Right
August 11, 2002 - KARMA, Karma, karma
August 11, 2002 - Triple X - A Milkmaid Review
August 10, 2002 - Al-Anon - Not Just For Whiners Anymore
August 09, 2002 - I Hope I Don't Plotz
August 07, 2002 - Antsy in my Pantsy
August 04, 2002 - I Am Still The Giant Bee Goddess!
August 03, 2002 - Kicking Ass and Taking Names
August 01, 2002 - Billy Bob False Alarm
July 31, 2002 - The Summer of Billy Bob Thornton
July 31, 2002 - Crime Free - Yes Siree!
July 30, 2002 - It's All Good
July 29, 2002 - Asteroid - Heh! You said Ass!
July 29, 2002 - Insommnia? Me?
July 28, 2002 - Recap of APLA Summer Party
July 28, 2002 - You Can Leave Your Hat On
July 27, 2002 - I'll Do It My Way
July 26, 2002 - Not Even The Cutting Room Floor...
July 26, 2002 - There's No Business Like Show Business
July 25, 2002 - Hai Yah!
July 24, 2002 - I'm Rocking - Yes Indeed!
July 24, 2002 - Not So Bloody Aftermath
July 23, 2002 - Excuse Me - Your Car Alarm Is Going Off - Asshole!
July 22, 2002 - It Was Derrick
July 22, 2002 - Death
July 21, 2002 - I Think I Have Oxygen Deprivation
July 21, 2002 - Pierce Me!
July 20, 2002 - Up Against The Wall - Of Tolerance
July 19, 2002 - Will It Make Her Crazy?
July 19, 2002 - Oz Fest!
July 18, 2002 - Ladies and Gentlemen - This Is Only A Test
July 17, 2002 - Lookit Me - I'm A Spy!
July 16, 2002 - No Axe Murderers Please
July 14, 2002 - FOUR BLOODY HOURS
July 14, 2002 - Only 4 Painful Walks
July 14, 2002 - She's A Milkmaid!
July 12, 2002 - Nurse, Check Her Vital Signs
July 11, 2002 - Call Me Pimp Mama
July 10, 2002 - Twinkie, Anyone?
July 09, 2002 - Just Keepin' The Little Women Quiet
July 08, 2002 - This Entry Isn't Pretty - But Neither Is Life Sometimes
July 05, 2002 - Old Memories Found In An Antique Store
July 04, 2002 - Be Kind To You Web-Footed Friends, For A Duck May Be Somebody's Mother
July 03, 2002 - Self Disclosure 101
July 02, 2002 - A Haunting We Will Go
July 01, 2002 - Do You, Luke, Take Laura...
June 28, 2002 - At Least She Didn't Try And Get Me To "See The Light"
June 27, 2002 - I Pledge Allegiance
June 26, 2002 - Poor Halle
June 25, 2002 - Spidersssssssss
June 24, 2002 - Gay For The Day
June 22, 2002 - First Saturday In June
June 21, 2002 - Feel Me
June 20, 2002 - Dinner In My Neighborhood
June 20, 2002 - Secret Identity
June 19, 2002 - Rumour Has It
June 17, 2002 - Boy-Oh-Boy! Boy-On-Boy!
June 15, 2002 - Further Evidence That I've Lost My Mind
June 15, 2002 - Freakin' Little Leagers!
June 14, 2002 - Friday.
June 12, 2002 - Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining
June 11, 2002 - Oh, Yeah. I'm Imagining It ALL
June 10, 2002 - Maybe I Shoulda Taken A Cold Shower...
June 08, 2002 - Things I Love That Are Not My Kidlet, Because She Goes Without Saying
June 07, 2002 - Things I've Seen With My Binoculars
June 06, 2002 - Thursday Blatherings
June 05, 2002 - A Well Thought-Out and Pithy Editorial
June 04, 2002 - I'm A Sick and Rabid Dog
June 04, 2002 - What? I Can't HEAR You!
June 03, 2002 - With Two-Step You Get Eggroll
June 03, 2002 - Welcome To Hell
June 01, 2002 - Freedom Of Speech? Yeah, Right!
May 28, 2002 - Cynthia Myers. Mmmmmmmm
May 28, 2002 - The One Where I'm Not Quite An Investment Banker
May 28, 2002 - Gooooood Morning!
May 27, 2002 - I Love A Good Tool
May 26, 2002 - The Money Train
May 23, 2002 - Good Things
May 22, 2002 - Fuck Logic
May 22, 2002 - Spike's Got A Soul - And I've Got A Fat Ass
May 21, 2002 - Bullshit - It's Not Just For Mom's Any More
May 19, 2002 - The One Where I Coulda Been The Belle Of The Ball
May 18, 2002 - Digital..... Mmmmmmmmm
May 14, 2002 - The Phone Call
May 13, 2002 - "There's No Blue Monday's In Your Sunday Clothes!"
May 11, 2002 - She's Dead Jim
May 10, 2002 - The One Where I See A Birdie and Get "The Talk"
May 08, 2002 - I Only Hope I Don't Spill Something On My Self
May 06, 2002 - Writers Block? Nevah!
May 02, 2002 - Was It A Nail?
May 01, 2002 - Peel Me!
April 29, 2002 - Somebody Took A Stake To Her!
April 27, 2002 - Trouble In Paradise?
April 25, 2002 - This is the Life!
April 23, 2002 - Physican - Heal Thyself!
April 22, 2002 - Anglophile - Me?
April 20, 2002 - Sundays With Grandma
April 18, 2002 - Robert Effing Blake!
April 18, 2002 - Weeds!!!!
April 15, 2002 - You Stab 'Em - We Slab 'Em!
April 13, 2002 - I've Been Googled By A Friend...
April 12, 2002 - Depression Sucks
April 09, 2002 - I'm A Hair Band!
April 08, 2002 - Google Me Baby
April 05, 2002 - Let's Be Careful With Our Kids, Okay?
April 03, 2002 - I'm a Snarky Slut
March 30, 2002 - No Cookies For You!
March 30, 2002 - No Thumbs Up
March 29, 2002 - I Want To Be A Hostage Negotiator!
March 27, 2002 - Hey! Turn That Thing Off!
March 23, 2002 - Chhh Chhh Chhh Changes
March 23, 2002 - VOTE FOR ME
March 22, 2002 - Dumb Animals???
March 21, 2002 - Felicity - What A Dumbass...
March 19, 2002 - IC #2
March 17, 2002 - Observations
March 15, 2002 - Pre-Oscar Jitters
March 13, 2002 - What WERE They Thinking???
March 12, 2002 - The One Where I Coulda Broken A Hip
March 10, 2002 - Evil-Doers... BAH!
March 09, 2002 - Rub A Dub Dub
March 06, 2002 - IC#1
March 03, 2002 - The Night I Assaulted Gale Harold...
March 01, 2002 - On A Lighter Note...
February 28, 2002 - I'm Not Dead
February 24, 2002 - Deja Freakin' Vu
February 22, 2002 - Kim Chee and Daddy Dearest
February 21, 2002 - When The Shite Hits The Fan
February 20, 2002 - Hey Baby...Hey!
February 19, 2002 - G.O.M.E.R. (Get Out Of My Emergency Room)
February 16, 2002 - A KAZILLION!
February 15, 2002 - Friday Potpourri
February 13, 2002 - She's Scrappy!
February 12, 2002 - Not Ready Yet...
February 09, 2002 - Perhaps He Was Trying To Turn Me On
February 09, 2002 - I Thought I Was Having A Bad Day...
February 07, 2002 - Like Trying To Nail Jell-O To A Tree
February 05, 2002 - I'm A Gazelle
February 03, 2002 - A New Meat Market
February 02, 2002 - Ahhh Sweet Relief
January 31, 2002 - Lookit Me! I'm A Yenta!
January 30, 2002 - Ess You See See EEE Ess Ess
January 30, 2002 - I Wanna Be Sedated!
January 29, 2002 - It's So Amusing
January 27, 2002 - Sunday Stuff
January 26, 2002 - Just a Few Requirments
January 25, 2002 - Anorexia
January 23, 2002 - Stop! Thief!!!
January 20, 2002 - Eating and Fucking
January 17, 2002 - She's Not MY Kid!
January 16, 2002 - Looks Like We Made It
January 15, 2002 - The One Where I'm Chipper'er
January 14, 2002 - Sleep - Perchance to Dream...
January 12, 2002 - Peri-Menopausal Primer
January 11, 2002 - Bye! Bye! Bye!!
January 10, 2002 - All Work And No Play Makes Milkmaid Really Cranky
January 09, 2002 - In Sickness and In Hell...
January 06, 2002 - How Do You Make A Hormone??? Refuse to Pay Her! Bwaaahaaahaaa!
January 05, 2002 - The Play's The Thing
January 04, 2002 - Cranky, Irritable, Whiney Krap
January 02, 2002 - An Homage to Dr. Seuss
January 01, 2002 - Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your YEAR

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