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October 05, 2008 - Buh Bye! September 01, 2008 - Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid August 24, 2008 - One Last Bitchfest for the Road July 17, 2008 - Get the Popcorn Ready June 20, 2008 - I'm a Rich Ho-Bag June 10, 2008 - Careful what you ask for May 23, 2008 - Homer, Alaska Trip May 03, 2008 - 2 Weeks! March 23, 2008 - Testing February 26, 2008 - A Bracing Night February 02, 2008 - Tickets Purchased January 31, 2008 - North to Alaska! December 30, 2007 - Laptops are Cool December 30, 2007 - Laptops are Cool November 17, 2007 - Time to Update Before My Diary Disappears September 16, 2007 - FRACTURE July 07, 2007 - Back After A Break June 10, 2007 - ... May 08, 2007 - Step Off - Please for the Love of God! April 09, 2007 - 49 Days and Nobody Cared - BWAAAAH! February 18, 2007 - Typical Day in the Neighborhood February 13, 2007 - Boss Spit January 31, 2007 - Catching Up December 31, 2006 - 2007 Wish List December 26, 2006 - Christmas 2006 December 22, 2006 - Kicked Out of Hospice! December 10, 2006 - The Ex Haunts the Neighborhood November 16, 2006 - TMJ Sucks! November 05, 2006 - I'm Published Again! November 04, 2006 - Financial Aid - Woot! October 27, 2006 - Friday Night Ramblings October 24, 2006 - Testy October 22, 2006 - A New Look October 22, 2006 - Under Construction September 30, 2006 - 30 Days in the Hole August 31, 2006 - One Down, One To Go August 23, 2006 - I'm Sure It's Lyme Disease This Time August 06, 2006 - Vacation - All I Ever Wanted July 29, 2006 - Laydeee of Leisure July 23, 2006 - Aplogies for an a-hold July 20, 2006 - Monkey Boy Strikes Again July 15, 2006 - Damn, It's Hot July 05, 2006 - Some Links and Crap July 02, 2006 - Four Day Weekend Blather June 26, 2006 - The book! June 12, 2006 - Courageous Dad June 10, 2006 - Massage... Good. Stress... Bad June 08, 2006 - Arlen Specter Shows He's Got A Pair June 06, 2006 - The One Where I Aid and Abet Republicans May 29, 2006 - Bird Battles May 24, 2006 - Conspiracy Theory Corner May 13, 2006 - My Freakin' Week May 09, 2006 - New Car - Freak Out April 29, 2006 - Sometimes They Come Back April 27, 2006 - The One Where I'm Terribly Rude April 15, 2006 - Back Away From the Gassy Old Lady April 11, 2006 - Fun With Dubya April 07, 2006 - Friday Ramblings April 06, 2006 - Fuck 'em. April 01, 2006 - April Fools Day March 28, 2006 - Doncha? March 25, 2006 - I am Milkmaid's Colon March 23, 2006 - Car Chase March 18, 2006 - Al Gore March 11, 2006 - Doing the Rain Dance March 04, 2006 - Opening Day 2006 March 03, 2006 - Porch Farmer February 25, 2006 - Moo-Vie Review - Hustle & Flow + March of the Penguins February 24, 2006 - One Pound February 19, 2006 - Yes 50 degrees IS cold! February 15, 2006 - Semper Fi February 14, 2006 - It's OVAH! February 08, 2006 - Wolff Blitzer - Apologist, or Just a Dork? February 05, 2006 - Vacation! January 25, 2006 - The Tale of Reggie and the Pig January 24, 2006 - More Fucking Political B.S. For Ya January 17, 2006 - Dizzy Ramblings January 07, 2006 - Grateful for the Weekend January 01, 2006 - Brokeback Mountain - A Moo-vie Review December 24, 2005 - One Down Already December 20, 2005 - MY CHRISTMAS LIST December 11, 2005 - I know how to spell "fiasco" now December 08, 2005 - My Boss Sucks Eggs December 04, 2005 - Catching Up November 19, 2005 - Where the Rubber Meets the Road - and Fun with Senator McCain November 17, 2005 - Done Singing, Tucker Carlson is an Asshat, No-Stench Rule November 06, 2005 - Autumn... Good October 23, 2005 - "Crash" Movie Review October 17, 2005 - Canada - DENIED! October 14, 2005 - The One Wher My Past Finds Me Shopping - Again October 13, 2005 - Christmas Cards, USC and Prison October 11, 2005 - And the Neo-Cons Fuck Up Another Christmas October 05, 2005 - Breast Cancer Postage Stamp and the DOD October 02, 2005 - Review - The Brown Bunny October 01, 2005 - Pete's Pond September 30, 2005 - Sorry David Dreier - Gays are Not Welcome in the House September 28, 2005 - Michael Brown - You Are A Big Liar September 26, 2005 - Good Morning September 25, 2005 - Seems Like Old Times September 24, 2005 - Get Bush Out Now! September 11, 2005 - Michael Moore Sings It Loud September 04, 2005 - Clown Car Administration September 02, 2005 - After Katrina August 28, 2005 - Crystal Meth Is Out of the Trailer Parks August 22, 2005 - She's 18!!!!! August 06, 2005 - Dementia Strikes Me Down July 30, 2005 - Political Whores July 24, 2005 - Blogging for Charity July 23, 2005 - Andrew Finally Responds July 01, 2005 - Upon My Death June 13, 2005 - BUH BYE June 08, 2005 - Diaryland is Stoopid! June 04, 2005 - Get Thee Behind Me - Cat Poop! May 14, 2005 - I *Heart* John Conyers May 14, 2005 - Would Jesus Approve of This?? May 09, 2005 - Collapsed Ass Syndrome April 29, 2005 - Relief! April 23, 2005 - First Month Results April 20, 2005 - Party Gal April 14, 2005 - Busy Evening in Milk Land April 09, 2005 - I'm Taking A Creative Break April 02, 2005 - Dedicated Athlete Now March 28, 2005 - An Open Letter March 26, 2005 - Springtime At the Marsh March 24, 2005 - The One Where My Personal Trainer Nearly Croaked Me March 21, 2005 - My Directive March 20, 2005 - I'm Really Red Now March 17, 2005 - The Wire!!!!! March 11, 2005 - The Owls are Back March 10, 2005 - Dentist from Hell March 05, 2005 - Better Now, the World Has Stopped Spinning February 27, 2005 - What is Going On? February 20, 2005 - Eye of The Storm February 19, 2005 - Like Thunder! Lightening! February 16, 2005 - A Walk On The Beach February 13, 2005 - The "Talk" Is Coming February 09, 2005 - I Hope it's PMS and Not Depression February 05, 2005 - Gruesome January 30, 2005 - Saga Continues January 23, 2005 - More Fun! Sheesh! January 20, 2005 - A PSA 4 U January 15, 2005 - Spring is in the Air January 09, 2005 - Stop Raining For God's Sake! January 05, 2005 - Why? January 04, 2005 - Charity December 30, 2004 - Fan-Fucking-Tastic December 28, 2004 - We're Floating Away December 27, 2004 - Bad Daughter December 26, 2004 - Christmas Past... Yipee! December 23, 2004 - I'm a Winnah! December 22, 2004 - A Matter of Hours December 21, 2004 - Oh How I Long for FRESH AIR! December 10, 2004 - Divorce - Not Just a Four-Letter Word December 03, 2004 - Maybe Oprah Will Put it in Her Book Club November 28, 2004 - Slice of Life on a Train November 26, 2004 - Happy Birthday to Me! November 23, 2004 - ACLU Pledge November 21, 2004 - It Rained. November 20, 2004 - The One Where it Turned out Okay November 16, 2004 - Canada Denies Me! November 14, 2004 - Mothers November 13, 2004 - Potpourri November 10, 2004 - The One Where My Friends Are Demoralized November 08, 2004 - Doomsday Alert November 03, 2004 - The Nightmare Continues October 30, 2004 - Driving With The Lights On October 26, 2004 - Sexual Harassment October 23, 2004 - Now I've Overshopped October 22, 2004 - We're *knocks wood* in the Black! October 20, 2004 - Oops! Now He's Screwed! October 18, 2004 - But He Seemed So Nice! October 16, 2004 - There Is No "I" In Team America! October 15, 2004 - Lookit! I'm a Gym Bunny! October 10, 2004 - You're In The Army Now October 09, 2004 - Check Yer Facts Here! October 08, 2004 - Sims are Getting in My Way September 30, 2004 - Sweet Dreams Are Made of These September 28, 2004 - Tuesday Brain-Farts September 23, 2004 - My Boss Is A Dick Dot Com September 20, 2004 - I Am At One With The Cows September 13, 2004 - Memories of the Gala September 12, 2004 - Hey There! September 10, 2004 - Me and Margaret Cho September 05, 2004 - It's Blazing Hot! September 01, 2004 - My Crystal Ball Tell Me This August 28, 2004 - Michael Moore Gives Some Advice August 26, 2004 - Dentistry is Barbaric - And Expensive August 21, 2004 - I'm Feeling Squirrelyy August 17, 2004 - Civilization in a Deep Slide August 15, 2004 - Red it Is! August 13, 2004 - I Couldn't Take My Eyes Off the Goiter! August 11, 2004 - Calm Overtakes Me August 07, 2004 - Legal Stuff Sucks August 05, 2004 - Let Other's Entertain You July 24, 2004 - The DOJ Needs Saltpeter - STAT! July 22, 2004 - The Verdict Is In July 18, 2004 - My New Page Is Purty! July 17, 2004 - PTSD Sucks Ass July 14, 2004 - FMA Goes DOWN! July 11, 2004 - It's Madness! July 07, 2004 - Lookit My New Stolen Banner! July 04, 2004 - Ramble Tamble July 02, 2004 - Enjoy the Holiday - Hear? June 25, 2004 - He Smacked This Bitch Up June 18, 2004 - Amazonian Apocalyptic After Dinner Mint June 07, 2004 - Fun Camping? Not So Much... June 02, 2004 - Serial Killer June 01, 2004 - Flakey Ho! May 26, 2004 - IT'S CALLED WAGGING THE DOG, PEOPLE! May 25, 2004 - People! People Who Need People! May 23, 2004 - The One Where It's Ironic All Around May 19, 2004 - She's A FRAUD, I Tell Ya! May 18, 2004 - Forbidden Fruit May 16, 2004 - Life Is Swell at my House May 09, 2004 - The One Where I Nearly Go Nuts in a Big-Boxer May 04, 2004 - So Very Relaxing April 29, 2004 - The One Where The Mall Didn't Explode April 25, 2004 - Screw Guilt April 23, 2004 - Friday Blatherings April 20, 2004 - Still Alive April 11, 2004 - The One Where I'm Wild And Spontaneous April 09, 2004 - I Need Emotional Ex-Lax April 03, 2004 - Hey Big Spender! March 27, 2004 - I Got Game March 24, 2004 - They Call Me BIG Egypt March 14, 2004 - Time for a Change March 11, 2004 - Please Pass the Spumoni March 09, 2004 - Politics Make for Strange Bedfellows March 05, 2004 - Busy! March 02, 2004 - Antsy in my Pantsy February 27, 2004 - Don't Let Me Breathe on Ya February 25, 2004 - Maybe They'll Send Magnum P.I. February 21, 2004 - Can't Argue With Basic Black February 17, 2004 - Job Interview is Scheduled!!! February 12, 2004 - Daddy Dearest February 07, 2004 - Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Oooooo February 04, 2004 - Best Laid Plans Go Awry... February 03, 2004 - Satellites, Headaches and GERD - Oh MY! February 02, 2004 - Frisky January 31, 2004 - Nothing to Say January 21, 2004 - Look on The Sunny Side of Life January 18, 2004 - My Belly and My Budget January 17, 2004 - Bathroom Philosopher January 15, 2004 - And We Have A Response January 15, 2004 - Say Whaaaat, Wesley? January 13, 2004 - Read The Book - Again January 11, 2004 - Baby It's NOT Cold Outside January 08, 2004 - Somebody Catch Me! January 02, 2004 - My Fit January 01, 2004 - First Day Ramblings December 31, 2003 - 2003 Remembered December 26, 2003 - Not Exactly Norman Rockwell December 25, 2003 - Christmas Morning 2003 December 23, 2003 - A Christmas Turd December 22, 2003 - Forty-Five Minutes December 20, 2003 - Calgon! Take Me Away! December 19, 2003 - Remember to Jujje December 17, 2003 - And The 2nd Horse Was Unleashed December 13, 2003 - The One Where I'm Nearly Killed December 11, 2003 - Where Do I Find A Felt Covered Table? December 07, 2003 - I'm Fijii Flu Annie December 05, 2003 - Independence Day December 04, 2003 - Sickness Has Benefits December 03, 2003 - Aaaaargh December 02, 2003 - Fijii Flu November 28, 2003 - Thanksgiving Aftermath November 26, 2003 - For This I Am Truly Thankful November 24, 2003 - Rebel Without A Clue November 23, 2003 - She Hasn't Met ME Yet November 22, 2003 - Baby - It's Cold Inside! November 21, 2003 - Waiting. November 17, 2003 - Good Thing It Wasn't the Electricity November 16, 2003 - We Have An Appointment! November 13, 2003 - Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid!! November 12, 2003 - Cash is God? Turns Out - Not So Much November 11, 2003 - Johnny Cash is God November 05, 2003 - I'm A Scab November 04, 2003 - Home Schooling - What A Racket! November 01, 2003 - No Stollers, Carts or Wheelchairs on the Esclator! November 01, 2003 - November 1st October 30, 2003 - Tentatively Better October 29, 2003 - Idiot Doctor October 28, 2003 - Bush In 30 Seconds October 28, 2003 - Medicine Schmedicine! October 27, 2003 - Fire - BAD October 25, 2003 - Bitter Ponderings October 21, 2003 - Results October 17, 2003 - Again We Have Drama October 14, 2003 - High Anxiety October 12, 2003 - Red Sox - Cubs Would Be A Fun Series October 11, 2003 - The Witches Are On The Loose October 10, 2003 - It's The WEEKEND! October 07, 2003 - And Zen He Became Governor October 05, 2003 - What the Hell Does it 'Meme'?? October 03, 2003 - It's Fun to Be-atch Slap Brats October 02, 2003 - Comfort Food September 30, 2003 - I'm A Screw! September 29, 2003 - Spitting for Jesus September 29, 2003 - Acelix is a Wankstain! September 29, 2003 - Tucker Carlson - Asshat September 27, 2003 - Gone. September 26, 2003 - Jeffrey Sachs, You Make Me Weak September 26, 2003 - No Call Club Door September 24, 2003 - Cover Up September 24, 2003 - WAY TO GO DUBYA!! September 24, 2003 - Epistle for the Day September 23, 2003 - BLETCH! September 21, 2003 - Oy! September 20, 2003 - Dubya's C.V. September 20, 2003 - Sweatin' It September 19, 2003 - Dr. Laura's on the Rag September 17, 2003 - The One Where I Almost Go Against My Own Principals September 15, 2003 - He's One Mean Motor Scooter September 14, 2003 - Sunday is for the Goddess September 13, 2003 - Typical Saturday Fare September 13, 2003 - Dance Class Makes Me Fat September 12, 2003 - RIP John September 11, 2003 - NEVER MIND September 11, 2003 - I'm Just Spewing September 10, 2003 - Getting Thin for Jesus September 08, 2003 - Reviews Are In! September 07, 2003 - GW AF September 06, 2003 - Eat THIS Fox News! September 06, 2003 - The Universe Rights Itself September 05, 2003 - Mmmmm Meetings... September 04, 2003 - That Twit's Gotta Go September 03, 2003 - BAH! August 30, 2003 - Late Start on the Fun August 27, 2003 - It's Time To Move On August 24, 2003 - My Struggle Is This August 23, 2003 - She's 16 - Yet I'm Still So Young August 22, 2003 - La La La - It's Friday! August 20, 2003 - My Two Cuties August 19, 2003 - Mmmmmm Oz, Baby! August 16, 2003 - Three's The Charm August 16, 2003 - I Must Be Bored - A Second Entry August 16, 2003 - Solo Saturday August 14, 2003 - How Do You Spell Relief? August 14, 2003 - Fear of Flying August 13, 2003 - WAAAAAAAAA! August 11, 2003 - Three Days August 09, 2003 - An Entry Containing A Lot of Foul Language August 08, 2003 - Dear Saint Nick August 08, 2003 - Yo-Ho-Yo-Ho A Pirate's Life For Me! August 05, 2003 - Lookit Me - I'm a Gay Man! August 01, 2003 - Oozing Flesh July 31, 2003 - Let's Give Dr. Laura a Hug July 30, 2003 - Part of Me is Gone - And Bush Is WACK - Jack! July 28, 2003 - RIP Bob July 27, 2003 - Bhodisatva - Won't You Take Me By the Hand? July 24, 2003 - Now For Something Completely Different July 20, 2003 - Thar She Blows!!! July 19, 2003 - I Swear, I Thought I Moved Out of the Hood July 19, 2003 - Relaxation - What a Concept! July 17, 2003 - It Smells Like Victory! July 14, 2003 - Led Zeppelin July 13, 2003 - I'm Addle-Headed July 11, 2003 - YOUR Government Should Kick You Out of Office! July 09, 2003 - Slice Open My Belly Like A Pig Whydontcha? July 05, 2003 - Is It Saturday Yet? July 03, 2003 - Gene Simmons July 01, 2003 - Dean 2004!! June 30, 2003 - Two Days Till Vacation June 28, 2003 - The Guilts, The Granny and the Goofball June 24, 2003 - Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well June 24, 2003 - Vacation - Dammit! June 21, 2003 - I Think I Fixed It! June 21, 2003 - Milkmaid - Plumber June 19, 2003 - School's OUT For Summah! June 17, 2003 - Anxiety Attack June 15, 2003 - Relaxin'! June 12, 2003 - I'm No Martha Stewart June 08, 2003 - Mob Mentality June 07, 2003 - Who is More Evil - Me or Dubya? June 03, 2003 - You Just Never Know When You'll See Them Again June 01, 2003 - She's All Moved In - er, Locked Up. May 29, 2003 - It's Doggie Internet May 28, 2003 - Why I've Been Neglecting My Diary Of Late May 25, 2003 - Shaaaddddup Doggie! May 22, 2003 - Communication is the Key! May 22, 2003 - TV Has Rotted My Brains May 21, 2003 - Buffy - Take Me With You!!! May 18, 2003 - State and Maine May 17, 2003 - Matrix - Re-Waken Me When It's Over May 16, 2003 - Friday - Already? May 13, 2003 - The Golden Hour May 10, 2003 - X-Mania and Angst-Mania May 08, 2003 - Three's Company? Two Could Barely Fit! May 08, 2003 - Here Chick, Chick, Chick May 06, 2003 - Betta, Betta, Betta May 06, 2003 - Cracking Up May 05, 2003 - Maybe!!!! May 04, 2003 - Saturday - On the Sofa May 02, 2003 - They Call It Stormy Saturday May 01, 2003 - Barn Swallows Too April 29, 2003 - I Have Cauliflower Ear April 28, 2003 - Now, She's Pissed April 27, 2003 - Here - Have Some Guilt April 27, 2003 - Knock Knock... "Health Department" April 25, 2003 - Thank Goddess It's Friday April 24, 2003 - It's Not Comedy April 22, 2003 - Gaaah! Now What? April 20, 2003 - Easter 2003 April 19, 2003 - Oui! Oui! - Mon Dieu! April 18, 2003 - Good Friday Blatherings April 18, 2003 - She's Fallen and She Can't Get Up. April 15, 2003 - Look Out World - I'm On The Loose!! April 14, 2003 - Mantal Breakdown Day April 12, 2003 - Ouch! My Aching Body! April 12, 2003 - Tell it to My Lawyer! April 11, 2003 - Michael Moore - NOT Beaten! April 11, 2003 - Get The Net! April 10, 2003 - YAAAA HOOOOOOOO! April 10, 2003 - Now I Know Why the Statue Has a Blindfold On April 08, 2003 - Dubya is Cowboy Bob! April 07, 2003 - You Took A Wrong Turn, Boy April 05, 2003 - Make A Stand, People! April 04, 2003 - He's Nasty! April 02, 2003 - It Just Never Stops With This Guy April 01, 2003 - Really Horrid Day March 30, 2003 - Lovely Weekend - Too Short March 29, 2003 - He's Baaaaack! March 28, 2003 - Dear Donald March 26, 2003 - Don't be afraid to SIGN THE GUESTBOOK March 25, 2003 - Dawg Days March 24, 2003 - Reggie ROCKS! March 22, 2003 - A Beautiful Saturday March 21, 2003 - A Prayer of Thanksgiving March 20, 2003 - I Wonder If Betty Crocker and Her Daughter Ever Did This March 20, 2003 - The Manifesto!!! March 19, 2003 - What's The PNAC, Mommy? March 18, 2003 - Ramblin' Ramblin' Ramblin' March 17, 2003 - Hell Bent on Destruction March 13, 2003 - Control Freaks - I Hate 'Em March 13, 2003 - Dirty Tricks by the "Good Guys" March 12, 2003 - FINALLY! March 11, 2003 - It's MY Diary! D'ya Hear Me? March 10, 2003 - I'm Nancy Drew! March 10, 2003 - The Letter March 07, 2003 - Hans Blix is My Hero! March 05, 2003 - The Aftermath of "Family" Therapy March 03, 2003 - I Was Drunk When I Picked This Doozey! February 26, 2003 - Epilogue - I Hope February 24, 2003 - Today on "All My Children" February 24, 2003 - Spring has Sprung February 22, 2003 - More Drama - Yo Mama! February 22, 2003 - My Ex-Husband Is A Moron February 21, 2003 - A Handbag from Heaven February 17, 2003 - Can't You Read the Signs? February 15, 2003 - Forced Relaxation is Hard February 13, 2003 - We Are Validated! February 12, 2003 - If You Can't Fix It - Duck It! February 10, 2003 - Progress Day February 08, 2003 - OCD? February 04, 2003 - Hal Sparks is NOT Gay - Do You Hear That??? February 01, 2003 - What Do We Want? FLUUURRGH! When Do We Want It? - BRAAAHRHRH!! January 31, 2003 - Paxil January 27, 2003 - Prozac Anyone? January 26, 2003 - Perpetual Spring January 24, 2003 - And on, and on, and on, and on, and on January 22, 2003 - Kick-Ass Day January 20, 2003 - My Computer Is Illin' January 17, 2003 - Calm in the Midst of the Storm January 14, 2003 - Sleepwalking Teenagers - Bah! January 13, 2003 - PSA on SUV's January 10, 2003 - She's Growing Up January 10, 2003 - Fridays are Kewl January 07, 2003 - Where IS IT???!!! January 06, 2003 - Now Lydia's Dead. January 05, 2003 - Someday My Kidlet Will Be As Cool As Me January 03, 2003 - Oracle? Never Saw This Coming! November 11, 2002 - BIG THANK YOU'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 08, 2002 - Technology is Screwing With Me March 01, 2002 - The One Where I Lose All Faith In Humanity
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