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October 05, 2008 - Buh Bye!
September 01, 2008 - Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid
August 24, 2008 - One Last Bitchfest for the Road
July 17, 2008 - Get the Popcorn Ready
June 20, 2008 - I'm a Rich Ho-Bag
June 10, 2008 - Careful what you ask for
May 23, 2008 - Homer, Alaska Trip
May 03, 2008 - 2 Weeks!
March 23, 2008 - Testing
February 26, 2008 - A Bracing Night
February 02, 2008 - Tickets Purchased
January 31, 2008 - North to Alaska!
December 30, 2007 - Laptops are Cool
December 30, 2007 - Laptops are Cool
November 17, 2007 - Time to Update Before My Diary Disappears
September 16, 2007 - FRACTURE
July 07, 2007 - Back After A Break
June 10, 2007 - ...
May 08, 2007 - Step Off - Please for the Love of God!
April 09, 2007 - 49 Days and Nobody Cared - BWAAAAH!
February 18, 2007 - Typical Day in the Neighborhood
February 13, 2007 - Boss Spit
January 31, 2007 - Catching Up
December 31, 2006 - 2007 Wish List
December 26, 2006 - Christmas 2006
December 22, 2006 - Kicked Out of Hospice!
December 10, 2006 - The Ex Haunts the Neighborhood
November 16, 2006 - TMJ Sucks!
November 05, 2006 - I'm Published Again!
November 04, 2006 - Financial Aid - Woot!
October 27, 2006 - Friday Night Ramblings
October 24, 2006 - Testy
October 22, 2006 - A New Look
October 22, 2006 - Under Construction
September 30, 2006 - 30 Days in the Hole
August 31, 2006 - One Down, One To Go
August 23, 2006 - I'm Sure It's Lyme Disease This Time
August 06, 2006 - Vacation - All I Ever Wanted
July 29, 2006 - Laydeee of Leisure
July 23, 2006 - Aplogies for an a-hold
July 20, 2006 - Monkey Boy Strikes Again
July 15, 2006 - Damn, It's Hot
July 05, 2006 - Some Links and Crap
July 02, 2006 - Four Day Weekend Blather
June 26, 2006 - The book!
June 12, 2006 - Courageous Dad
June 10, 2006 - Massage... Good. Stress... Bad
June 08, 2006 - Arlen Specter Shows He's Got A Pair
June 06, 2006 - The One Where I Aid and Abet Republicans
May 29, 2006 - Bird Battles
May 24, 2006 - Conspiracy Theory Corner
May 13, 2006 - My Freakin' Week
May 09, 2006 - New Car - Freak Out
April 29, 2006 - Sometimes They Come Back
April 27, 2006 - The One Where I'm Terribly Rude
April 15, 2006 - Back Away From the Gassy Old Lady
April 11, 2006 - Fun With Dubya
April 07, 2006 - Friday Ramblings
April 06, 2006 - Fuck 'em.
April 01, 2006 - April Fools Day
March 28, 2006 - Doncha?
March 25, 2006 - I am Milkmaid's Colon
March 23, 2006 - Car Chase
March 18, 2006 - Al Gore
March 11, 2006 - Doing the Rain Dance
March 04, 2006 - Opening Day 2006
March 03, 2006 - Porch Farmer
February 25, 2006 - Moo-Vie Review - Hustle & Flow + March of the Penguins
February 24, 2006 - One Pound
February 19, 2006 - Yes 50 degrees IS cold!
February 15, 2006 - Semper Fi
February 14, 2006 - It's OVAH!
February 08, 2006 - Wolff Blitzer - Apologist, or Just a Dork?
February 05, 2006 - Vacation!
January 25, 2006 - The Tale of Reggie and the Pig
January 24, 2006 - More Fucking Political B.S. For Ya
January 17, 2006 - Dizzy Ramblings
January 07, 2006 - Grateful for the Weekend
January 01, 2006 - Brokeback Mountain - A Moo-vie Review
December 24, 2005 - One Down Already
December 20, 2005 - MY CHRISTMAS LIST
December 11, 2005 - I know how to spell "fiasco" now
December 08, 2005 - My Boss Sucks Eggs
December 04, 2005 - Catching Up
November 19, 2005 - Where the Rubber Meets the Road - and Fun with Senator McCain
November 17, 2005 - Done Singing, Tucker Carlson is an Asshat, No-Stench Rule
November 06, 2005 - Autumn... Good
October 23, 2005 - "Crash" Movie Review
October 17, 2005 - Canada - DENIED!
October 14, 2005 - The One Wher My Past Finds Me Shopping - Again
October 13, 2005 - Christmas Cards, USC and Prison
October 11, 2005 - And the Neo-Cons Fuck Up Another Christmas
October 05, 2005 - Breast Cancer Postage Stamp and the DOD
October 02, 2005 - Review - The Brown Bunny
October 01, 2005 - Pete's Pond
September 30, 2005 - Sorry David Dreier - Gays are Not Welcome in the House
September 28, 2005 - Michael Brown - You Are A Big Liar
September 26, 2005 - Good Morning
September 25, 2005 - Seems Like Old Times
September 24, 2005 - Get Bush Out Now!
September 11, 2005 - Michael Moore Sings It Loud
September 04, 2005 - Clown Car Administration
September 02, 2005 - After Katrina
August 28, 2005 - Crystal Meth Is Out of the Trailer Parks
August 22, 2005 - She's 18!!!!!
August 06, 2005 - Dementia Strikes Me Down
July 30, 2005 - Political Whores
July 24, 2005 - Blogging for Charity
July 23, 2005 - Andrew Finally Responds
July 01, 2005 - Upon My Death
June 13, 2005 - BUH BYE
June 08, 2005 - Diaryland is Stoopid!
June 04, 2005 - Get Thee Behind Me - Cat Poop!
May 14, 2005 - I *Heart* John Conyers
May 14, 2005 - Would Jesus Approve of This??
May 09, 2005 - Collapsed Ass Syndrome
April 29, 2005 - Relief!
April 23, 2005 - First Month Results
April 20, 2005 - Party Gal
April 14, 2005 - Busy Evening in Milk Land
April 09, 2005 - I'm Taking A Creative Break
April 02, 2005 - Dedicated Athlete Now
March 28, 2005 - An Open Letter
March 26, 2005 - Springtime At the Marsh
March 24, 2005 - The One Where My Personal Trainer Nearly Croaked Me
March 21, 2005 - My Directive
March 20, 2005 - I'm Really Red Now
March 17, 2005 - The Wire!!!!!
March 11, 2005 - The Owls are Back
March 10, 2005 - Dentist from Hell
March 05, 2005 - Better Now, the World Has Stopped Spinning
February 27, 2005 - What is Going On?
February 20, 2005 - Eye of The Storm
February 19, 2005 - Like Thunder! Lightening!
February 16, 2005 - A Walk On The Beach
February 13, 2005 - The "Talk" Is Coming
February 09, 2005 - I Hope it's PMS and Not Depression
February 05, 2005 - Gruesome
January 30, 2005 - Saga Continues
January 23, 2005 - More Fun! Sheesh!
January 20, 2005 - A PSA 4 U
January 15, 2005 - Spring is in the Air
January 09, 2005 - Stop Raining For God's Sake!
January 05, 2005 - Why?
January 04, 2005 - Charity
December 30, 2004 - Fan-Fucking-Tastic
December 28, 2004 - We're Floating Away
December 27, 2004 - Bad Daughter
December 26, 2004 - Christmas Past... Yipee!
December 23, 2004 - I'm a Winnah!
December 22, 2004 - A Matter of Hours
December 21, 2004 - Oh How I Long for FRESH AIR!
December 10, 2004 - Divorce - Not Just a Four-Letter Word
December 03, 2004 - Maybe Oprah Will Put it in Her Book Club
November 28, 2004 - Slice of Life on a Train
November 26, 2004 - Happy Birthday to Me!
November 23, 2004 - ACLU Pledge
November 21, 2004 - It Rained.
November 20, 2004 - The One Where it Turned out Okay
November 16, 2004 - Canada Denies Me!
November 14, 2004 - Mothers
November 13, 2004 - Potpourri
November 10, 2004 - The One Where My Friends Are Demoralized
November 08, 2004 - Doomsday Alert
November 03, 2004 - The Nightmare Continues
October 30, 2004 - Driving With The Lights On
October 26, 2004 - Sexual Harassment
October 23, 2004 - Now I've Overshopped
October 22, 2004 - We're *knocks wood* in the Black!
October 20, 2004 - Oops! Now He's Screwed!
October 18, 2004 - But He Seemed So Nice!
October 16, 2004 - There Is No "I" In Team America!
October 15, 2004 - Lookit! I'm a Gym Bunny!
October 10, 2004 - You're In The Army Now
October 09, 2004 - Check Yer Facts Here!
October 08, 2004 - Sims are Getting in My Way
September 30, 2004 - Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
September 28, 2004 - Tuesday Brain-Farts
September 23, 2004 - My Boss Is A Dick Dot Com
September 20, 2004 - I Am At One With The Cows
September 13, 2004 - Memories of the Gala
September 12, 2004 - Hey There!
September 10, 2004 - Me and Margaret Cho
September 05, 2004 - It's Blazing Hot!
September 01, 2004 - My Crystal Ball Tell Me This
August 28, 2004 - Michael Moore Gives Some Advice
August 26, 2004 - Dentistry is Barbaric - And Expensive
August 21, 2004 - I'm Feeling Squirrelyy
August 17, 2004 - Civilization in a Deep Slide
August 15, 2004 - Red it Is!
August 13, 2004 - I Couldn't Take My Eyes Off the Goiter!
August 11, 2004 - Calm Overtakes Me
August 07, 2004 - Legal Stuff Sucks
August 05, 2004 - Let Other's Entertain You
July 24, 2004 - The DOJ Needs Saltpeter - STAT!
July 22, 2004 - The Verdict Is In
July 18, 2004 - My New Page Is Purty!
July 17, 2004 - PTSD Sucks Ass
July 14, 2004 - FMA Goes DOWN!
July 11, 2004 - It's Madness!
July 07, 2004 - Lookit My New Stolen Banner!
July 04, 2004 - Ramble Tamble
July 02, 2004 - Enjoy the Holiday - Hear?
June 25, 2004 - He Smacked This Bitch Up
June 18, 2004 - Amazonian Apocalyptic After Dinner Mint
June 07, 2004 - Fun Camping? Not So Much...
June 02, 2004 - Serial Killer
June 01, 2004 - Flakey Ho!
May 26, 2004 - IT'S CALLED WAGGING THE DOG, PEOPLE!
May 25, 2004 - People! People Who Need People!
May 23, 2004 - The One Where It's Ironic All Around
May 19, 2004 - She's A FRAUD, I Tell Ya!
May 18, 2004 - Forbidden Fruit
May 16, 2004 - Life Is Swell at my House
May 09, 2004 - The One Where I Nearly Go Nuts in a Big-Boxer
May 04, 2004 - So Very Relaxing
April 29, 2004 - The One Where The Mall Didn't Explode
April 25, 2004 - Screw Guilt
April 23, 2004 - Friday Blatherings
April 20, 2004 - Still Alive
April 11, 2004 - The One Where I'm Wild And Spontaneous
April 09, 2004 - I Need Emotional Ex-Lax
April 03, 2004 - Hey Big Spender!
March 27, 2004 - I Got Game
March 24, 2004 - They Call Me BIG Egypt
March 14, 2004 - Time for a Change
March 11, 2004 - Please Pass the Spumoni
March 09, 2004 - Politics Make for Strange Bedfellows
March 05, 2004 - Busy!
March 02, 2004 - Antsy in my Pantsy
February 27, 2004 - Don't Let Me Breathe on Ya
February 25, 2004 - Maybe They'll Send Magnum P.I.
February 21, 2004 - Can't Argue With Basic Black
February 17, 2004 - Job Interview is Scheduled!!!
February 12, 2004 - Daddy Dearest
February 07, 2004 - Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Oooooo
February 04, 2004 - Best Laid Plans Go Awry...
February 03, 2004 - Satellites, Headaches and GERD - Oh MY!
February 02, 2004 - Frisky
January 31, 2004 - Nothing to Say
January 21, 2004 - Look on The Sunny Side of Life
January 18, 2004 - My Belly and My Budget
January 17, 2004 - Bathroom Philosopher
January 15, 2004 - And We Have A Response
January 15, 2004 - Say Whaaaat, Wesley?
January 13, 2004 - Read The Book - Again
January 11, 2004 - Baby It's NOT Cold Outside
January 08, 2004 - Somebody Catch Me!
January 02, 2004 - My Fit
January 01, 2004 - First Day Ramblings
December 31, 2003 - 2003 Remembered
December 26, 2003 - Not Exactly Norman Rockwell
December 25, 2003 - Christmas Morning 2003
December 23, 2003 - A Christmas Turd
December 22, 2003 - Forty-Five Minutes
December 20, 2003 - Calgon! Take Me Away!
December 19, 2003 - Remember to Jujje
December 17, 2003 - And The 2nd Horse Was Unleashed
December 13, 2003 - The One Where I'm Nearly Killed
December 11, 2003 - Where Do I Find A Felt Covered Table?
December 07, 2003 - I'm Fijii Flu Annie
December 05, 2003 - Independence Day
December 04, 2003 - Sickness Has Benefits
December 03, 2003 - Aaaaargh
December 02, 2003 - Fijii Flu
November 28, 2003 - Thanksgiving Aftermath
November 26, 2003 - For This I Am Truly Thankful
November 24, 2003 - Rebel Without A Clue
November 23, 2003 - She Hasn't Met ME Yet
November 22, 2003 - Baby - It's Cold Inside!
November 21, 2003 - Waiting.
November 17, 2003 - Good Thing It Wasn't the Electricity
November 16, 2003 - We Have An Appointment!
November 13, 2003 - Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid!!
November 12, 2003 - Cash is God? Turns Out - Not So Much
November 11, 2003 - Johnny Cash is God
November 05, 2003 - I'm A Scab
November 04, 2003 - Home Schooling - What A Racket!
November 01, 2003 - No Stollers, Carts or Wheelchairs on the Esclator!
November 01, 2003 - November 1st
October 30, 2003 - Tentatively Better
October 29, 2003 - Idiot Doctor
October 28, 2003 - Bush In 30 Seconds
October 28, 2003 - Medicine Schmedicine!
October 27, 2003 - Fire - BAD
October 25, 2003 - Bitter Ponderings
October 21, 2003 - Results
October 17, 2003 - Again We Have Drama
October 14, 2003 - High Anxiety
October 12, 2003 - Red Sox - Cubs Would Be A Fun Series
October 11, 2003 - The Witches Are On The Loose
October 10, 2003 - It's The WEEKEND!
October 07, 2003 - And Zen He Became Governor
October 05, 2003 - What the Hell Does it 'Meme'??
October 03, 2003 - It's Fun to Be-atch Slap Brats
October 02, 2003 - Comfort Food
September 30, 2003 - I'm A Screw!
September 29, 2003 - Spitting for Jesus
September 29, 2003 - Acelix is a Wankstain!
September 29, 2003 - Tucker Carlson - Asshat
September 27, 2003 - Gone.
September 26, 2003 - Jeffrey Sachs, You Make Me Weak
September 26, 2003 - No Call Club Door
September 24, 2003 - Cover Up
September 24, 2003 - WAY TO GO DUBYA!!
September 24, 2003 - Epistle for the Day
September 23, 2003 - BLETCH!
September 21, 2003 - Oy!
September 20, 2003 - Dubya's C.V.
September 20, 2003 - Sweatin' It
September 19, 2003 - Dr. Laura's on the Rag
September 17, 2003 - The One Where I Almost Go Against My Own Principals
September 15, 2003 - He's One Mean Motor Scooter
September 14, 2003 - Sunday is for the Goddess
September 13, 2003 - Typical Saturday Fare
September 13, 2003 - Dance Class Makes Me Fat
September 12, 2003 - RIP John
September 11, 2003 - NEVER MIND
September 11, 2003 - I'm Just Spewing
September 10, 2003 - Getting Thin for Jesus
September 08, 2003 - Reviews Are In!
September 07, 2003 - GW AF
September 06, 2003 - Eat THIS Fox News!
September 06, 2003 - The Universe Rights Itself
September 05, 2003 - Mmmmm Meetings...
September 04, 2003 - That Twit's Gotta Go
September 03, 2003 - BAH!
August 30, 2003 - Late Start on the Fun
August 27, 2003 - It's Time To Move On
August 24, 2003 - My Struggle Is This
August 23, 2003 - She's 16 - Yet I'm Still So Young
August 22, 2003 - La La La - It's Friday!
August 20, 2003 - My Two Cuties
August 19, 2003 - Mmmmmm Oz, Baby!
August 16, 2003 - Three's The Charm
August 16, 2003 - I Must Be Bored - A Second Entry
August 16, 2003 - Solo Saturday
August 14, 2003 - How Do You Spell Relief?
August 14, 2003 - Fear of Flying
August 13, 2003 - WAAAAAAAAA!
August 11, 2003 - Three Days
August 09, 2003 - An Entry Containing A Lot of Foul Language
August 08, 2003 - Dear Saint Nick
August 08, 2003 - Yo-Ho-Yo-Ho A Pirate's Life For Me!
August 05, 2003 - Lookit Me - I'm a Gay Man!
August 01, 2003 - Oozing Flesh
July 31, 2003 - Let's Give Dr. Laura a Hug
July 30, 2003 - Part of Me is Gone - And Bush Is WACK - Jack!
July 28, 2003 - RIP Bob
July 27, 2003 - Bhodisatva - Won't You Take Me By the Hand?
July 24, 2003 - Now For Something Completely Different
July 20, 2003 - Thar She Blows!!!
July 19, 2003 - I Swear, I Thought I Moved Out of the Hood
July 19, 2003 - Relaxation - What a Concept!
July 17, 2003 - It Smells Like Victory!
July 14, 2003 - Led Zeppelin
July 13, 2003 - I'm Addle-Headed
July 11, 2003 - YOUR Government Should Kick You Out of Office!
July 09, 2003 - Slice Open My Belly Like A Pig Whydontcha?
July 05, 2003 - Is It Saturday Yet?
July 03, 2003 - Gene Simmons
July 01, 2003 - Dean 2004!!
June 30, 2003 - Two Days Till Vacation
June 28, 2003 - The Guilts, The Granny and the Goofball
June 24, 2003 - Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well
June 24, 2003 - Vacation - Dammit!
June 21, 2003 - I Think I Fixed It!
June 21, 2003 - Milkmaid - Plumber
June 19, 2003 - School's OUT For Summah!
June 17, 2003 - Anxiety Attack
June 15, 2003 - Relaxin'!
June 12, 2003 - I'm No Martha Stewart
June 08, 2003 - Mob Mentality
June 07, 2003 - Who is More Evil - Me or Dubya?
June 03, 2003 - You Just Never Know When You'll See Them Again
June 01, 2003 - She's All Moved In - er, Locked Up.
May 29, 2003 - It's Doggie Internet
May 28, 2003 - Why I've Been Neglecting My Diary Of Late
May 25, 2003 - Shaaaddddup Doggie!
May 22, 2003 - Communication is the Key!
May 22, 2003 - TV Has Rotted My Brains
May 21, 2003 - Buffy - Take Me With You!!!
May 18, 2003 - State and Maine
May 17, 2003 - Matrix - Re-Waken Me When It's Over
May 16, 2003 - Friday - Already?
May 13, 2003 - The Golden Hour
May 10, 2003 - X-Mania and Angst-Mania
May 08, 2003 - Three's Company? Two Could Barely Fit!
May 08, 2003 - Here Chick, Chick, Chick
May 06, 2003 - Betta, Betta, Betta
May 06, 2003 - Cracking Up
May 05, 2003 - Maybe!!!!
May 04, 2003 - Saturday - On the Sofa
May 02, 2003 - They Call It Stormy Saturday
May 01, 2003 - Barn Swallows Too
April 29, 2003 - I Have Cauliflower Ear
April 28, 2003 - Now, She's Pissed
April 27, 2003 - Here - Have Some Guilt
April 27, 2003 - Knock Knock... "Health Department"
April 25, 2003 - Thank Goddess It's Friday
April 24, 2003 - It's Not Comedy
April 22, 2003 - Gaaah! Now What?
April 20, 2003 - Easter 2003
April 19, 2003 - Oui! Oui! - Mon Dieu!
April 18, 2003 - Good Friday Blatherings
April 18, 2003 - She's Fallen and She Can't Get Up.
April 15, 2003 - Look Out World - I'm On The Loose!!
April 14, 2003 - Mantal Breakdown Day
April 12, 2003 - Ouch! My Aching Body!
April 12, 2003 - Tell it to My Lawyer!
April 11, 2003 - Michael Moore - NOT Beaten!
April 11, 2003 - Get The Net!
April 10, 2003 - YAAAA HOOOOOOOO!
April 10, 2003 - Now I Know Why the Statue Has a Blindfold On
April 08, 2003 - Dubya is Cowboy Bob!
April 07, 2003 - You Took A Wrong Turn, Boy
April 05, 2003 - Make A Stand, People!
April 04, 2003 - He's Nasty!
April 02, 2003 - It Just Never Stops With This Guy
April 01, 2003 - Really Horrid Day
March 30, 2003 - Lovely Weekend - Too Short
March 29, 2003 - He's Baaaaack!
March 28, 2003 - Dear Donald
March 26, 2003 - Don't be afraid to SIGN THE GUESTBOOK
March 25, 2003 - Dawg Days
March 24, 2003 - Reggie ROCKS!
March 22, 2003 - A Beautiful Saturday
March 21, 2003 - A Prayer of Thanksgiving
March 20, 2003 - I Wonder If Betty Crocker and Her Daughter Ever Did This
March 20, 2003 - The Manifesto!!!
March 19, 2003 - What's The PNAC, Mommy?
March 18, 2003 - Ramblin' Ramblin' Ramblin'
March 17, 2003 - Hell Bent on Destruction
March 13, 2003 - Control Freaks - I Hate 'Em
March 13, 2003 - Dirty Tricks by the "Good Guys"
March 12, 2003 - FINALLY!
March 11, 2003 - It's MY Diary! D'ya Hear Me?
March 10, 2003 - I'm Nancy Drew!
March 10, 2003 - The Letter
March 07, 2003 - Hans Blix is My Hero!
March 05, 2003 - The Aftermath of "Family" Therapy
March 03, 2003 - I Was Drunk When I Picked This Doozey!
February 26, 2003 - Epilogue - I Hope
February 24, 2003 - Today on "All My Children"
February 24, 2003 - Spring has Sprung
February 22, 2003 - More Drama - Yo Mama!
February 22, 2003 - My Ex-Husband Is A Moron
February 21, 2003 - A Handbag from Heaven
February 17, 2003 - Can't You Read the Signs?
February 15, 2003 - Forced Relaxation is Hard
February 13, 2003 - We Are Validated!
February 12, 2003 - If You Can't Fix It - Duck It!
February 10, 2003 - Progress Day
February 08, 2003 - OCD?
February 04, 2003 - Hal Sparks is NOT Gay - Do You Hear That???
February 01, 2003 - What Do We Want? FLUUURRGH! When Do We Want It? - BRAAAHRHRH!!
January 31, 2003 - Paxil
January 27, 2003 - Prozac Anyone?
January 26, 2003 - Perpetual Spring
January 24, 2003 - And on, and on, and on, and on, and on
January 22, 2003 - Kick-Ass Day
January 20, 2003 - My Computer Is Illin'
January 17, 2003 - Calm in the Midst of the Storm
January 14, 2003 - Sleepwalking Teenagers - Bah!
January 13, 2003 - PSA on SUV's
January 10, 2003 - She's Growing Up
January 10, 2003 - Fridays are Kewl
January 07, 2003 - Where IS IT???!!!
January 06, 2003 - Now Lydia's Dead.
January 05, 2003 - Someday My Kidlet Will Be As Cool As Me
January 03, 2003 - Oracle? Never Saw This Coming!
November 11, 2002 - BIG THANK YOU'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 08, 2002 - Technology is Screwing With Me
March 01, 2002 - The One Where I Lose All Faith In Humanity

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