|DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID|
|Last night I stopped by the pet store and picked up a stuffed pink pig as a gift for our dog, Reggie. I swear, I've never seen Reggie so completely over the moon for anything before. He frolicked with the pig, shook the pig, made me throw the pig, played tug-of-war with the pig.
Then, he humped the pig. He stopped humping, lay down on the carpet and watched the pig intently. Then he walked over and humped the pig some more...
I nearly pee'd myself!
I think either he wanted to show the pig who was boss - or he loved the pig so much, he just had to show it.
|Buh Bye! |
October 05, 2008
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|Marriage is love.|