Not even close.

"Hurt" is still awesome though.

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This morning, my kitty, Malcolm-X, was fussing with his nether regions and crying and trying to use the litter box with no success.

I figured he had a bladder infection, since he's had one before and acted in a similar manner. So, we bundled him up in his carrier and I took him to the vet's after dropping the kid off at school.

Turns out, it wasn't a bladder infection. Nope. Apparently, my kitty was mucho constipated... He left a Gigantic poop in the carrier. I swear, I thought the dog had done it! Vet said he checked out a-okay. Mal seemed quite relieved, poor thing. Looks like I'm going to have to slip some All-Bran into his kibble.

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I'm calling the insurance company at lunch to find out exactly what their logic is in making us wait over a week for approval of this MRI. Asshats.

November 12, 2003