DIARY OF AN URBAN MILKMAID |
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You didn't read this here... There is a salacious rumour going around that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are getting hitched this weekend. I didn't write last weekend as I was grief sticken due to my landlord chopping down the three magnificent multi-story high eucylyptus trees which used to fill me with joy and good cheer. Now there is nothing but a gaping hole in my view. I have since planted some veggies and strawberries on my presently sunny porch (due to no trees...) They are thriving - or not dying. I'm going back to the nursery to get more tomorrow. I can be a porch farmer if not a tree enjoyer. George Bush is a chimp. A retarded chimp. I can't even look at him. That is all. |
Buh Bye! October 05, 2008 Be Afraid, People.... Really Afraid One Last Bitchfest for the Road Get the Popcorn Ready I'm a Rich Ho-Bag |
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Marriage is love. |